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Post 8141

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Ah well the girl from the past, and I, were just friends. The woman she's like is VV, lil's daughter, who is married, and not therefore a viable dating option...she is also just a friend.


smiley - cheers


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Post 8142

Thursday


Hmmm... the plot thickens...

*adds some cornflour in the hope of making it even thicker*


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Post 8143

F F Churchton

Oh I'm sorry, it's me being dirty minded. I automatically jump to conclusion: Man + Woman + Matter of time = .

Mind you I don't what difference cornflour would make to the equation, I'm not that dirty minded.


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Post 8144

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

I know if you mix it with water and then hit it it gets hard


smiley - cheers


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Post 8145

F F Churchton

Are you talking about love or cornflour?


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Post 8146

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Masochists


smiley - cheers


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Post 8147

guina

What is a masochist?! smiley - erm


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Post 8148

F F Churchton

Someone who takes pleasure in dominating and being cruel to others smiley - blush


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Post 8149

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

No, that's a sadist, named after the Marquis de Sade. Masochists get pleasure from being abused.


smiley - cheers


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Post 8150

F F Churchton

Thats funny, Masochists are named after Leopold von Sacher-Masoch. I wonder which came first, the sadists or the masochists?

smiley - run


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Post 8151

Thursday


smiley - headhurts


Ho, ho, ho!!!

Post 8152

Thursday


smiley - silly


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Post 8153

Thursday


My goodness it's quiet here.


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Post 8154

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

I could put some music on and play it loudly if'n you like


smiley - cheers


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Post 8155

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Do it. Your commander commands you!


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Post 8156

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

How about Xandria's Ravenheart?

*puts CD on and yoinks the volume up past "ear damaging" to "ludicrously loud"


smiley - cheers


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Post 8157

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

I APPEAR TO HAVE LOST HEARING IN BOTH OF MY EARS AND ONE OF MY EYES!


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Post 8158

Thursday


Thats a coincidence - I appear to have a herring in both my ears and one of my eyes. smiley - bruised


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Post 8159

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

WHAT?!


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Post 8160

F F Churchton

Oh I'm not shouting, it's very rude smiley - blush


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