h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, one clap, as I said.

The sound of one hand clapping is "cl"

It's not one hand clapping, it's two hands clapping once.

And it depends upon what the hand claps.

Ah

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Why are you ?

>>>And it depends upon what the hand claps<<<

If you only clap once, how can this work?

We have two conflicting things going on here. My concept was of just clapping once, which doesn't count as applause. However, this led to the concept of one hand clapping, and what noise it makes. The three camps on this are "...." "cl"/"ap" and depends what it hits.

Oh.

A simple explaination. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to come up with some riddles.

riddles?

Visit the racetrack.

But that involves running

You of all people ought to know, given what you're studying (yes, I've been to your PS) that exercise is good for you.

I thought no-one ever looked there, and now twice in one week I find out people have noticed my existence!

You exist?!