h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Im not insane ask the shoebox pixies theyll tell you.

I can't ask them. They've all been kidnapped by the King Of The Potato People.

I have just recieved the thing to deal with the King of the Potato People - the deep-fat-fryer of power!

What Ho!
They say that a part of being sane is thinking your a bit insane.

I'm completely sane.

That won't work. It's not big enough. The King of the Potato People is 100 feet tall.

I hear he's planning to steal a human face so he can become a true king!
He wanted Columbo's face, but that was on too tight.

The glass eye woukd have given him a bit of trouble, though...

Have you ever seen the DFF of power? It'll cope.

It had better. I'm telling you, he's a tough tater.

i know why he's Lord of the spuds. He's a King Edward.

Not too tasty then?

Could I please become a Thursdayite? I like Thursdays

Welcome youll need to wait for thrusday to coem around and add you he ahsnt been on for a few days

But I'm sure you'll be accepted into our fold.

Wow, thank you for replying! Thats so

I just want someone to talk to

Well, according to your personal space, you're a kitten - so I'll stay and talk for a while, but only if you promise not to scratch!

I don't scratch, or at least not today. Currently I'm the sort of kitten who just wants to curl up in front of a fire, but soon I'll curl up in bed instead.

Sounds like my kitten at home! She's pretty keen on sleeping. *All* the time Anywhere.....

I'll watch out for you scratching next week then shall I?

When I first came here, about two years ago, I believed I couldn't be angry online. After all, anger is all about being in a way you'd regret later, and given that when typing, you can think over what you are saying in a much easier way than when talking. I've made a mess of this a couple of times in recent months, but not here. I tend to reduce the number of sites I go on if I worry that I'll get into an argument.