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Hi! Yes, I'd love to swap Email addresses with you.

Mine is [email protected]

My kids are Mair (12) and Christopher (9). Hubby, John is 40 and I'm *whispers* 42!

We live in North East England - not by choice I may add! We'd like to move, but the kids are both settled in their schools and moving is expensive anyway!

Gwennie
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Hi Gwennie! I live on the other side of the big ocean. {Mexico} At the south border with the USA.{good mediterranean climate} I have two daughters and two sons {23,17,19 and 16 respectively} and the best wife and partner in the world. I work as a pediatrician full time and my wife is a teacher. My E Mail is [email protected] you can reach me there or here at h2g2. Hope to hear from you soon. In the meantime "" hasta pronto"" thornmd.

Hi Gwennie!
So you are here too. Only goes to show that nice girls come the nicest places - and bad girls come everywhere - take your pick! LOL!

Pierce...you appear in the most unusual spots! I like that in a man!

Gwennie, where are you?!? Try to rip yourself away from the sofa long enough to let these fellows know you care! (please excuse my friend Gwennie...she over does it all day & takes little time to play-but-I'm working on her )

Sorry for my rudeness chaps! *Embarrassed grin* It's the school holidays here in the UK and I seldom am allowed out to "play" with other adults!

I'd love to Email you, thornmd.

Have to dash, real life and domestic drudgery calls.

Pandora! See? I made it (albeit for only five minutes or so). Hope to revisit later today, after I've paid a painful visit to the dentist... *Gwen spies yet another flying pig outside her kitchen window!!!*

Will it be painful for HIM??? Or you?!? I bite
You did well Gwennie! Now, nxt time, let's try for ten minutes!

Nah! Make me!

Now look 'ere me old fruit...don't make me come over there!
You get yourself unglude from those spronglets & 'ave yourself some fun!

Fun? Yes, I remember that! It's something I used to have a lot of before I got married and had children...

By the way, the dentist gave me two x-rays, two lots of anti-biotics and a temporary filling! Argh! It must be old age making my teeth crumble away!!!!! (Boohoo!)

Actually, I'm feeling very sensitive about my age right now as this is the FIRST time that my dentist has been younger than me!!! My regular lady dentist was on holiday, so I had a new partner to the practice who was a very nice young man!!!! He was very flattering about how still I sat for my x-rays and did exactly as I was asked. I'm sure he was just patronising me, as if I was as old dear or something!!!! When he asked if there was anything else, I restrained myself and just asked for a brain transplant!!! He said he didn't have that particular procedure on his list yet!!!!

Got to dash (yet again) and wrestle with a large pile of ironing...Catch you later me old fruit!

Morning ladies
My sympathies for the tooth Gwennie. (been there, done that, got the gap). But at least you were in snogging distance of a Young Maaan!

Did Gwennie tell anyone ELSE what she was doing under that bib thingy thet put over your body?!? *tisk-tisk, it's come to that has it?*

LOL

Ladies! *Shocked and offended* I'll have you know, I don't "DO" that sort of thing, especially in public!

Actually, now you mention it, the nice young dentist didn't bother with a "bib" as there wasn't any drilling or dribbling done. (Just the odd bit of imaginary drooling on my part! )

Oh sure...but what about what you did to his FINGER when it was in your mouth?!?

*Looks abashed*

Well...I WAS hungry! Sometimes, I just forget myself and get carried away...

And ond day "carried away" you shall be! I a very tight white coat!

What do you think Coley, is it time for poor Gwennie to be looked after? I'm preparing to care for her at the Villa (lots of latex gloves)! AND ROOM FRESHENER!!!!!

An excellent plan!
Gwennie's going to need a very strict regime I think. Almost a lost case really, so you are very brave.

Thank you dear. But tis only right. When she Still had control of her, um, bodily functions & her mind was clear, she was such a quick witted thing! Oh, I found a Really good deal on a WWll gas
mask that will do nicely for changing her bedding & the like
We MUST think of what to do about her biting though...