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Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted May 30, 2001
*Falls prone to the floor and wriggles uncontrollably, knocking over a fire extinguisher which goes off, covering everyone in foam* 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted May 30, 2001
*Makes appropriate 'covered in foam' type spluttering noises*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 30, 2001
*under the foam...* "Hey, watch it fella!!!" "Oh, it's YOU! Never mind." >ok< 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted May 30, 2001
*wonders whether he's sorry to have missed the backlog, or glad*
You guys are freakin' insane!
*begins to play in the foam* 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 30, 2001
Of course we're frekn' insane...isn't that why we're all here?!? foam is a good thing 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted May 30, 2001
Glug! Heeheehoho! Glug! 
*The foam loosens Gwennie's duct tape enough for her to wriggle a hand free and make a phone call*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 30, 2001
Phone Home....*giggle...Pan slipin' and a sliden'...*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted May 31, 2001
*tries to grab onto Pan*
Foam can be better!
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted May 31, 2001
*A large red fire truck pulls up, driven by some rather nice young men so proceed to put out the barbeque and clean up the foam and on seeing Gwennie's predicament, removes the duct tape*
Ohhhh! Thank you kind sir! 
*Grins drunkenly and somewhat stupidly as the nice young man offers her some breath fresheners* 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted May 31, 2001
*pushes burly fireman away from him*
Sorry, buddy, strictly hetro. Thanks for the clean up though 
*fetches a drink and watches Gwennie try her best with the other firemen *
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 31, 2001
Pan swishes past the firemen..."I can put out a fire all by myself." 
* * "See?" 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Jun 1, 2001
*Gwennie watches the firemen and their truck disappear into the distance with disappointment and winks at B17 who is still looking flustered from the fireman's attentions*
Aww Pan! Did you have to frighten them off like that? 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Jun 1, 2001
I wouldn't say flustered, Gwennie, actually flattered would be a closer term. He's just not my type
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Jun 1, 2001
Oh!
*Peers at B17 from a side on angle*
Well you don't look any flatter to me!
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 1, 2001
...flattery will get you nowhere...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jun 2, 2001
*Brain in tatters from overdose of Heineken is 
which means 2 Pan's and 2 Gwennie's*
"Oh my god, you've cloned yourselves, now we can really party!
Come on Barbies, let's go party."
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Jun 2, 2001
*Watches Sultandude wander off with his arms around thin air*
I think his brain cell has finally curled up and died!
*Looks horrified as he starts to giggle*
Hoy! Don't you get up to anything with me without my permission! 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 2, 2001
...drinks as fast as she can as to catch up with Sultandude-hic! <ok<
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jun 3, 2001
WOW
you all are funny.
you should start "funchies" (that is funny bunch in one word)
or
otherwise call it "we the plonkey's are diving into ..."
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Jun 3, 2001
Hi pheloxi 
and thank you (I think!).
I wouldn't describe us as being intentionally funny, but would say that we're a bunch of slightly deranged sad gits!
*Watches Pan and Sultandude now both more inebriated than herself and animatedly chatting and giggling with thin air*
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- 101: Gwennie (May 30, 2001)
- 102: Babel17 (May 30, 2001)
- 103: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 30, 2001)
- 104: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (May 30, 2001)
- 105: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 30, 2001)
- 106: Gwennie (May 30, 2001)
- 107: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 30, 2001)
- 108: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (May 31, 2001)
- 109: Gwennie (May 31, 2001)
- 110: Babel17 (May 31, 2001)
- 111: Pandora...Born Again Tart (May 31, 2001)
- 112: Gwennie (Jun 1, 2001)
- 113: Babel17 (Jun 1, 2001)
- 114: Gwennie (Jun 1, 2001)
- 115: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jun 1, 2001)
- 116: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jun 2, 2001)
- 117: Gwennie (Jun 2, 2001)
- 118: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jun 2, 2001)
- 119: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Jun 3, 2001)
- 120: Gwennie (Jun 3, 2001)
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