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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted May 23, 2001
I think the sheriff shot the deputy, because the deputy had found out about the sheriff smoking all of Bob's stash.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 23, 2001
Cloughie...straighten up for ten seconds...the 'Deputy didn't get shot...the Sheriff is the one who took the bullet. Men 
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted May 24, 2001
No, wait there a second! The man says he shot the sheriff, but didn't shoot the deputy. Doesn't that suggest that the deputy has been shot? Like, by someone else?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 25, 2001
Oh you are right...and the song goes on to say that the poor sob
was being charged: "For the killing of the deputy"! Okay, here I go...eating crow again....wish they made veggie crow 
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Babel17 Posted May 25, 2001
Never mind, Pan. Let's face it, it doesn't happen often. 
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted May 25, 2001
Hey Pan, thanks for admitting you were WRONG! And it was VERY gracious of you to reinforce the fact that the deputy was in fact shot. I hadn't thought of that line in the song as evidence, you get extra credit for that. 
Here's a BH! 
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Babel17 Posted May 25, 2001
Good, so that's that cleared up then
Next musical quandy?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 25, 2001
...Well I do wonder why I like Sheryl Crow so much...maybe it's the CROW part! AHHHH-HAAA!
And I never have a problem admitting when I'm wrong...it happens so often I'd have to be a total witch not to say when I'm wrong *wink* (until/or unless they fix that poor winky face I refuse to use it...and it was my fav...snif-snif)
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Babel17 Posted May 25, 2001
*comforts Pan over the loss of the old winkeye*
There, there, it's ok. We'll find another one for you to use
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 26, 2001
...looks up at B-17 You really mean it?!? You'll find a replacement for my winky face?!? Did I ever tell you, "You're my hero?"
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Babel17 Posted May 26, 2001
You know me, I'll do what I can
*roots around for the elusive winking smiley (No, not the new one)*
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted May 27, 2001
"Speaking of stash's, Pan you're my hero
. Hi people, any chance of a couple of 
's and a 
, have a severe case of dual mode munchies."
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted May 27, 2001
"Oops! That's what you get for getting smashed, thought I was at the barbeque. Any 's here Pan?"
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Gwennie Posted May 27, 2001
Here's one Sultandude me old fruit bat! 
*Grabs the nearest and shoves it into Sultandude's face* 
Oops! I thought you were going to open your mouth first! 
Here! Let me help you wash your face... 
*Empties a bucket of melted ice cubes over Sultandude's head*
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted May 27, 2001
"Why Gwennie, how nice to see you again. Hope everything is well with you. The iced water has given me a heap of wrinkles. I'll just finish this and get rid of the munchies by going for lunch IRL."
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted May 28, 2001
...approches Gwennie from behind with a nice big roll of duct tape...Cool off a hot man like that...shame...could cause shock...
come here Sultandude...I'll warm you back up
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted May 28, 2001
*Speechless, Gwennie glares at Pan from behind her duct tape* 
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted May 28, 2001
"Mmmmm 
can feel the wrinkles disappearing. Eat your heart out Gwennie."
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted May 28, 2001
*Screws up her eyes and tries not to look at Pan and Sultandude because the sight of their canoodling is making her feel ill* 
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