h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Hmmmm! Don't own any PJ's."

Well of course you don't (I expect that it's nice and warm at night where you are and in more ways than one!).

My hubby doesn't own any pyjamas either, although my dad has loads of nice brushed cotton stripy ones, some of which he's donated to me because I'm always complaining about how cold I get at night!

*hears them speaking of P.J.s*Who needs P.J.s?Oh, stop, you're killing me!Just the thought of S.Dude in P.J.sHow am I to run when you're making me laugh so hard?!?Gwennie in her dad's jammies...

Yeah, they're total passion killers (According to my poor, long-suffering hubby!).

I wonder whether my dad donated the pyjamas to me, knowing that they'd upset John?

*spies Pan slowing down and laughing so makes an extra special effort and with an inhuman burst of speed he catches up and lunges for her...........














.....missing completely and landing at a heap at her feet*

Will I ever catch her? *stumbles to feet and after Pan again *

Whatcha' gonna' do if ya' do catch me?

*shouts after the retreating Pan*
That, my darling you will have to wait and see, if I manage to catch you! *blows a to her for now and starts again*

"Boy, that cross country ski thingy has done wonders, as has swimming!"

*thinks "Huh, unfair advantage. Still, she looks great for it!" Wonders what he can do to catch her. Decides to take a handy detour*

*that'll slow 'em up*

Oh! A ! I wonder if it's for me?

*Rips open the package and carelessly discards the wrapping*

And just what am I supposed to do with an inflatable plastic lady called Valerie???? Somehow, I don't think this was intended for me...

*B17 comes at a around the corner, encounters the discarded wrapping paper, slips and crashes into Gwennie*

Do you mind young man? Get your hand out of that doll's orifice! Tsk! I don't know...The younger generation of today...Absolutely no decorum...When I was your age...

*Suddenly remembers just what it was that she used to get up to and decides that this is a topic best not pursued*

*shouts over her sholder* I know what you did last Summer!
*knowing Gwennie is unable to remember yesterday*
Hope you two arn't hurt!

No, we've just had all the air knocked out of us!

*wonders if blowing herself up is redundent*
There ya' go...or thar she blows!

*struggles to regain his footing, and thinks a thought that couldn't possibly be said here but involves being very limbre and being able to bend your body in ways not designed, possibly a gymnast might be able to do it though Gets p and starts again, this time taking a different short-cut and making a mental note to avoid any further abandoned *

...How did you know I was a gymnist?

*peeks around for MODERATORS *Kicks Gwennie in the shin*OUCH!!! I really should wear shoes whilst doing certain things. *takes out her notebook & writes:Really remember to wear shoes whilst doing certain things*

Wonders if Pan includes "certain things" that one does whilst in bed!

*takes notebook out again & writes:::ask Gwennie if I should wear shoes whilst in bed:::thinks that's silly*