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Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 20, 2001
Well...I'm just not the silly type. You know ME Gwennie... all serious & no fun...
Oh, I do make myself *looks around for moderators
seeing none she walks over to Gwinnie* Say? Who's turn is it to be kicked in the shin? *They both start trying to kick one another in the shin...becoming entangled in the process*Ouch, get your boney butt off my hair!
I seem to be having mood swings
*...tries to kick Gwinnie whilst she's down*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Aug 21, 2001
Ouch! 
Get your cheesy toes out of my mouth Pan! 
*Pulls herself to standing, spits a toenail from her mouth and produces a large teapot which she smacks Pan of the head with*
Now sit still and have a nice 
with your Limey friend or else!
*Passes the dazed Pan a *
Milk and sugar (or are you already sweet enough)? 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Aug 21, 2001
*stops 
to watch the shin kicking match* You pair are incorrigable 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Aug 21, 2001
Incorrigible hey? 
That's a long word for a small wee running smiley such as yourself. 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Aug 22, 2001
Why? Do you feel that being called "wee" is taking the "p**s"?
*Wonders whether B17 is one of those that are "vertically challenged"*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Aug 22, 2001
no. It always reminds me of a comedy sketch about the cop series Taggart, set in Glasgow. The criminal says "Taggart, yer a dirty wee b*****d" to which Taggart replies "Ho! Less o' the wee"
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Aug 22, 2001
Yes, but was Taggart a really b*****d too, or just taking the Michael?
*Thinks that this conversation has probably gone far enough and resumes hitting Pan with her tea pot*
Wake up Pan!
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 23, 2001
Wha? I'm awake, I'm awake...did I meantion I'm awake? 
You gave me a boo-boo. *gets Gwennie in a headlock* Kiss the boo-boo now!!!Starts to give Gwennie a nougie:::when one person rubs their knuckles across another person's head at the speed of light:::*
Come on then!!! Say it!!! *stops for a sip of tea, as the friction is burning her knuckles* Say, this IS good!!! Hit the spot it did.
Hey, is that why they (still wondering who "they" are) say have a spot O' tea?!? It's an epiphany!!! I like to learn new things.
*resumes giving Gwennie a nougie*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Aug 27, 2001
*Wonders from her headlock whether Pan could be palmed off with a very large slab of nougat and if this would stop her "nougie-ing" the top of her now very sore and rapidly balding head*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 28, 2001
Gwennie, don't make me laugh!!! I am unable to laugh & give nougies at the same time! *Gwennie breaks loose & kicks Pan with ALL her ing might!* 
Owwwwwie! Alright...you want a piece of me? You want a piece O' ME? Fine!!! Let's 'ave at it! Shall we do this like two adults? Pistols at Dawn?
Ten paces?Well...I'm waiting? Or would you rather have a ing nougie 'round off'?
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Aug 28, 2001
Oh this just gets beter and better
*sits down with cup of *
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 28, 2001
*puts powder on her feet & hands...eyes Gwennie...looks her up N' down...Uuup...I can take her* Well, I'm waiting, pick yer poison, woman!!! *rubs B-17's head for luck*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 29, 2001
"You win!!!" *looks around for MODERATORS ...sees none...*"B***h."
"Oh looky there...another typo!!!" 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Aug 29, 2001
Aw, that was over far too quickly 
*passes the calomine lotion to Pan*
Would you like me to rub this on the itchy parts?
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Aug 30, 2001
*Tries hard not to think about which of Pan's parts might be itching*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 2, 2001
...Well B-17...if you're not afraid you'll get an itch yourself
...just rub some here...lower......lower!!! Ooo...yessss...that's
more like it...*sees Gwennie with a video recorder- s over
to her & starts kicking her on the shines whilst she resumes hitting me on the head with a tea pot* Oweeie!!! Oh yeah? well take that you ing!
*nothing can be seen as the dust stirs*Ouch! Omph!
Why you You're mama! Ouch!
*bang* Ouch!!! *Watch your mouth Gwennie!!! *noogie**Ouch *bang*Ouch*bang* * Ouch...*thud* Ouch!!!
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Sep 2, 2001
*Starts to wish that her hubby was a 
and that her teapot was made of something heavier*
Ouch! Truce! Pan! Stoppit! 
*Ducks behind B17 who receives several bruised shins before Pan realises that he's not the object of her wrath*
Missed me!
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