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We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 1

shrinkwrapped

I just thought I'd remind you that we (a) know where you live (London) and (b) are watching you (with our eyes).

Of course, point (b) is a lie and (a) is incredibly vague. But still.

The real point of this is - are you coming to the meetup? I plan to be. It looks rather good. I just don't have any chances to get on h2g2 anymore... smiley - blue

See you in two weeks?


We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 2

Hopelessly Paranoid

hopefully, situations prevailing smiley - tongueout

[HP}=~~


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Post 3

Ming Mang

*gatecrashes conversation*
Erm. Sorry 'bout that gate HP... smiley - erm

Anyway, what was I going to say... oh yes! Yay! You're coming to the meet! smiley - biggrin Yay! So am I! smiley - biggrin

OK, I'll go away now...

¦M¦


We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 4

shrinkwrapped

Ahaha, we ALL win!


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Post 5

Ming Mang

What do we win?

¦M¦


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Post 6

shrinkwrapped

Er, the opportunity of a lifetime?

It's not the winning, but the taking part that counts. And when that part is a slice of cake, and that cake is in fact a giant chocolate gateu, taking (and eating) part is all that matters.


We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 7

Ming Mang

That is very true. smiley - smiley

¦M¦


We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 8

Hopelessly Paranoid

I am honoured to have such wise council in my humble message centre

smiley - grovelsmiley - grovelsmiley - grovelsmiley - grovelsmiley - grovelsmiley - grovelsmiley - grovelsmiley - grovel

see, they all agree with me...

do continue smiley - tongueout

[HP}=~~


We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 9

Ming Mang

Continue what? smiley - erm Wise council? I didn't think such a thing existed... smiley - ermsmiley - tongueout

¦M¦


We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 10

Hopelessly Paranoid

if it didn't, it does now... smiley - winkeye

[HP}=~~


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Post 11

Ming Mang

You can just call things into existence? Wow! smiley - biggrinsmiley - winkeye

¦M¦


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Post 12

shrinkwrapped

HP, this may be a leeetle forward of me, but...

I don't suppose you've got a Mr T-shaped space on your floor, sofa, in a cupboard or your loft? I'd be at LEAST 100% less drunk thank Uncle Heavy... (well, that depends quite how much he's had, it may be 200 or even 300%). I only ask 'cos Njan has been giving me the worries with his talk of "where to stay'. I was intending to catch the train back to Basingstoke or Bournemouth, but, well it's good to have a backup plan. If not there are other people I could try...

smiley - grovel

I'd give you a Poota Sampler CD? Eh? And I'm nearly fully house-trained.


We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 13

Hopelessly Paranoid

I'll run it by the parent. If I can do it for Tom I could probably do it for you. I'm still not %100 that I'm going though smiley - sadface

[HP}=~~


We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 14

Ming Mang

Still not 100%? smiley - sadface

¦M¦


We're watching you, Mr Paranoid.

Post 15

shrinkwrapped

Any news?


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