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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 31, 2000
Then what's this?
[uses the Force to lift the Blob three and a half inches above the ground and lets go]
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Jun 1, 2000
Hey,YK, that was a useless waste of a good floor!
* Stares down through hole in blob's wake
Hmmm... can the Force be used for floor repairs?
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Jun 2, 2000
Um, I hate to tell you this, but the Blob's still on the other side.
Ah well!
* Sits on newly repaired floor
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 2, 2000
[Jacculus falls through what is actually a Force illusion, which vanishes]
[through hole in floor] Hatred is the path to the dark side.
[A pie from below hits him in the face]
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Jun 3, 2000
I can't get back!
* Claws desperately at slimy tunnel walls
Help!
* Falls with terrible cry
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 3, 2000
Oh! Here you go!
[YK throws down a rope with a weight attatched to the other end; the weight is pulled over by the weight of the rest of the rope, knocking YK into the hole with the rest of them]
YEE-HE-HEH-HUH-HA-HA-HOO!
[or something like that]
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Jun 5, 2000
* The lid of the hole closes inexorably over. The brave comrades are enclosed in pitch blackness, with no sound save the whistle of the air through which they fall
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The blob Posted Jun 5, 2000
*starts ragged mechanical breathing*
Your powers are weak old man, you should not have come back. When I left I was the learner ,now I am the master, the circle is now complete.
*skin changes to a tall black outfit complete with helmet and Lightsaber of the red variety*
Join me YK, give in to the dark side and we can rule the Galaxy together.
*notices the error with this scene and cuts off YK's left hand*
YK, know this; I am your father.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 5, 2000
You're not fooling anyone, you know. My dad works as a proofreader on a planet called Earth. And besides, I'm over there! [points behind Blob, who gives him a look which gives an impression of incredulity that someone thinks he'll fall for that. YK disappears and Blob gets whopped over the head by YK's disarmed lightsaber] Cheeze, don't you know to believe a Jedi when he tells you something!?
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The blob Posted Jun 6, 2000
*continues mechanical ragged breathing*
Impressive, there is a tremor in the force I have not felt since...
He is here.
*whips out double bladed lightsaber*
Come on YK defend yourself like you were fighting the real Darth Vader. I am the new Sithlord; Daft Vader.
*swipes out at YK who only just manages to avoid being cut in half by the blades*
(Oh and sorry about your hand!)
Now we will see who is the stronger in the force.
*time freezes to give a perception of action where there is none*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 6, 2000
I was under the impression that Darth was a title, not a name.
And that was an illusion whose hand you cut off. [hacks the left blade of Daft Vader's lightsaber, rendering it inoperable]
[parry, parry, block, swing, parry, swing, LUNGE! And miss completely]
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The blob Posted Jun 8, 2000
*pulls out sharp rubber band*
you will join us or die
*decides he can't wait that long and pings rubber band at YK*
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Jun 9, 2000
[It deflects off the wall and hits Jacculus' arm]
OW!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 9, 2000
Yes, my reflexes are fast to the point of getting out of the way of a moving rubber band. [A Gastly floats in and zaps its tongue at YK's lightsaber, only to find that said tongue is now in YK's hand] Don't do that again. [The Gastly says, "Ueaugh!" in alarm, gets free, and flies away]
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The blob Posted Jun 13, 2000
i shall now use the deadliest weapon in my arse..nal.
*pulls out tub of pocket lint*
take that you fetid gruntbuggly,
*lobs lint at YK*
*commentator steps into the room* How can our heroes survive this situation? Will the dumb but possibly evil Blob kill them all?
Find out in the next thrilling episode of.urgghllpnarrrmin....... *the commentator or narrative guy gets hit by the lint*
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The blob Posted Jun 13, 2000
i shall now use the deadliest weapon in my arse..nal.
*pulls out tub of pocket lint*
take that you fetid gruntbuggly,
*lobs lint at YK*
*commentator steps into the room* How can our heroes survive this situation? Will the dumb but possibly evil Blob kill them all?
Find out in the next thrilling episode of.urgghllpnarrrmin....... *the commentator or narrative guy gets hit by the lint*
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 13, 2000
Uh-oh... this seems to be contagious!
...
How should /l/ know!?
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