h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your user page has just been hit by a 40 ton snowball, fired from the snowball cannon near the Doughnut Stand. There was a note attached to the snowball: "Mike A wants you for dead! " You can learn more about the snowball cannon at:

http://www.h2g2.com/A270677

Have a nice day

Mike A is with me now he don't want me for dead (I hope)

I'm sure he don't want you dead either. Who would he have to throw into bins?

When I'm a little bit bigger Mike A is head first into the bins. : (

That'll improve his temperament no end.

I've got more better things to do then keep a book of grudges
until I'm older or have I ?

Good on yer!
*throws snowball*
shame to waste all this snow, no?
*throws snowball at Urchin*
*throws snowball at back of Mike A's head*
*throws snowball at Ferrari*

Ach nein!

C'mere you hellfiend!

Man go back to Germany Mike A.

I've never been to Germany. Never want to.
Go back to Torquey you little urchin!!!ROFL

You can talk Bristol boy.

Yeah Bristol baby!

Bristol Rovers man! PAFC suck! Up BRFC!!!!

Shine ya shoes govener us little Urchin's we's good at shining shoes we is. But Mike A and Astoroid Lil since you've showed me so much I'll shine ya shoes for free. Hmm gotta go, shoes ta shine.

Yeah PAFC suck

I mean people can whinge about supporting the local team...but I ain't interested. I'm not really into PAFC and I'm not a Janner...I hate Janners...well most of them anyway.

Oh no, I just broke the h2g2 terms and conditions!

lissen to these two.
talk talk talk
*throws more snowballs at Urchin and Mike A*

Can I join in, I love a good snowball fight *grabs a large handful of snow and wangs it Asteroid Lil* THUD!!!! Hehehehehe...

Where'd you come from, mate?
Ok, no offense, ich bin curious *^_^*

*throws snowballs at everyone, then hides behind Urchin*

Well I was born in Sutton Coldfield, England....or did you not mean in the literal sense

Yay another English person!
I meant how'd you find this thread?
I am curious