h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no i didnt and so do i but that dont make me a god

I am a god, because my followers said so. They started it. *shrugs* My god name is qwert. They adhere to qwertism. You should try it out.

nah i like to be atheist i get to poke holes in religeon

I don't believe in atheism. It's the only form of religion/non-religion that I take exception towards... I don't think it's possible to be a true atheist (despite our dear founder DNA's beliefs) because in order to say that there is no higher power, you would have to BE that higher power to know that. The closest I think you can come without contradicting yourself is an agnostic.

fair play

How are you today?

had a rant at some body who has threatend to get me banned from h2g2 so all in all a normal day you ?

I'm okay. What happened? Who wanted to get you banned? Why?

nah just so coward who is being a twat and trying to get me h and ec to leave the bordroom and i asked him nicely why he was he ignored me i swore at him and got his attention and the rest just followed from there

Who was it? I'm interested...

hes called the doctor is in and hes a cock

Oh that one guy. I don't really like him that well either.

But if you don't curse at him, he can't be a jerk. Kill him with kindness.

(it works for me!)

so are you trying to kill me with kindness??

*gasp* Of course not. I said "smother you with love." Not kill with kindness.

Hey, are you yahoo or aim?

neither

You should be. Get on one of them!!

ok tell a lie i have yahoo instant

You lied?!?!

no it wasnt a lie and you were lying to me im not cute

You are cute. I was not lying.