h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi!! Here on my mission to smother you with !!

So what school are you on leave from? Where do you live? Tell me everything!

ive left school im in britan in a city called bath and if theres anymore u want to know its on me profile thingy and u wont smother me with love cause i get that from tazzie tho love from ca isnt a bad thing

Oh, you're a downer! C'mon be happy! Love from CA is a GREAT THING! It comes complete with its own rainbows and soy milk!

So what do you do?

what do i do im a freelance lauborer yeah slight downer thats lasted almost a year
most of the stuff about me in on me profile but heres the stuff that aint
im 6ft 4/5 and 80 kilos
i lived in the states for 5 and a half years am currantly in bath im hated by many a person but theres good reason for that aparently

and why soy milk?

Oh, California is rumored to be full of hippies and vegetarians...

So where, exactly, is Bath in relation to... anything else? (I don't know much about UK geography...)

When did you live in the states? Why did you leave? Was it because of Bush?

bath is close to wales and bristol (thats west coast of britan)
i lived in the states from about 1990 till about 1996 i think we left cause me dad got posted elsewere and bush is a f**king jackarse
yeah im foul mothed aswell
so tell me a tad about u

I'm 20. I go to college full time and I work full time. I am going to go to law school so that I can fight the system!! I live in San Diego which is another way of saying Hell. I haven't really got much interesting to talk about. I'm always at work (such as right now) or at school or doing homework. I love theatre and acting... books... writing... being silly...

So how old are you?

me im 16 but ppl normaly think im 18/20 and im normaly hungover or drinking such as now but im generaly more mature then most ppl about my age over here

Why d'you drink a lot?

i have no idea but it seems to help that and i need a lot to get drunk so a few beers aint bad to me

seemes to help what?

well i suffer from depresion as ive said and if im drinking it seems less bad that and there sod all to do here save drink

Oh. Hmmm... I shall have to try that...

So what do you do for fun?

i socailze i meet new and intresting ppl and just chill so basicaly i spend most of my wages on tickets to gigs and such but the stuff im into is hard to find cause its not majorly well known here
ur name is liz right ??

Yes indeedy. You been readin' my personal space?

hey i like to know who im talking to i take it u know my name

Oui, Olie, je sais.

thats good so hows life treating ya kid

Fine... tiring... you?

im shit as normal but hey thats me for ya am in need of a shower from running up ralh allan drive (mile long hill thats fairly steep) on top of that i have to have enough corage to ask my mate fran out on sunday and work tomorow so i will be burnt out on monday