h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok kiddo

I am back. Raviolis and garlic bread.

mmm good food

Yes yes. I love garlic bread. It's almost the perfect food.

its not half bad il give ya that but personaly il stick to eating game the nicest thing is eating freshly caught game out in the woods normaly rabbit spit roasted over a log fire

Oh no... no no no. I can't eat anything that resembles the animal it once was.

Also can't hunt coz that requires going outside and there are bugs outside! And dirt. Lots of dirt. Ew.

ah well here in brit we dont get many bugs and why cant ya eat food that resembles the critter it was once

Because I like animals. If I had MORE of a moral conscience, I'd be a vegetarian... It makes me sad to think some poor animal died just so I can eat it. I prefer to pretend my meat came from some strange trees in the wilderness of Timbuktu...

ok but i still dont see the point but then again i have less of a conscience then most people you will meet but im still a lovely nice guy

But animals are cute and small and fluffy.

and tastey

*pouts* No.

well suit your self

I will. And I'll make you suit me also.

whats that ment to mean ??

*shrugs* Something suitably vague about you doing whatever I want you to...

hmmm well i still doubt that

For now. But I'm fond of saying that your belief isn't really necessary to the truth.

aye thats tru but neither is yours kid

*giggles* But I'm God. Didn't you know? I have my own cult...