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How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 31, 2019
If your keyboard has begun to fail you as a keyboard, Pierce, perhaps you could put it over your head to shield it from the hot sun....
How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 1, 2019
*Now* he tells me 
How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 1, 2019
Well, it's that or try to use it as a frisbee. 
How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 1, 2019
No can do at the moment. I needs to stay calm, says my quack 
. He thinks I suffer from a sunstroke.
But I want a second amendment. Or something. Cuz I don't suffer 
How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 1, 2019
I only do soil amendments, so you'll need to consult (or insult) another quack .
How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
Baron Grim Posted Aug 1, 2019
MIKE: Maybe you shouldn't have poured all of that washing-up liquid in it.
VYVYAN: But it says here, Michael look, "Ensure machine is clean, and free from dust"!
MIKE: Yeah, but it don't say, "Ensure the machine is full of washing-up liquid"!
VYVYAN: No, but it doesn't say, "Ensure the machine isn't full of washing-up liquid"!
MIKE: Well, it wouldn't would it! I mean, it doesn't say, "Ensure you don't chop up your [KEYBOARD] with an axe, put all the bits in a plastic bag, and bung 'em down the lavatory"!
VYVYAN: Doesn't it? Well maybe that's what's going wrong!
How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
Baron Grim Posted Aug 1, 2019
Ugh... Ignore that, let me edit it better...
MIKE: Maybe you shouldn't have poured all of that washing-up liquid in it.
VYVYAN: But it says here, Michael look, "Ensure [KEYBOARD] is clean, and free from dust"!
MIKE: Yeah, but it don't say, "Ensure the [KEYBOARD] is full of washing-up liquid"!
VYVYAN: No, but it doesn't say, "Ensure the [KEYBOARD] isn't full of washing-up liquid"!
MIKE: Well, it wouldn't would it! I mean, it doesn't say, "Ensure you don't chop up your [KEYBOARD] with an axe, put all the bits in a plastic bag, and bung 'em down the lavatory"!
VYVYAN: Doesn't it? Well maybe that's what's going wrong!
How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 1, 2019
I've never felt like chopping up my keyboard into little bits, but I no longer have a television set, given how I used to feel like throwing something big and heavy at it. 
How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 2, 2019
Chopping up my keyboard with an axe was never an option. And now that washing them worked so well I'm sure it never will be.
I have however threatened to reprogramme one of my former computers with a fire axe.
How (and why) to wash your keyboard(s)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 2, 2019
I need more coffee. Your last line sounded as if you were going to use fire ants. 
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