h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, we certainly attract the modest ones, don't we?

yes indeed

- but modesty forbids us to elaborate

I think I see modest sails on the horizon. Could it be a ship full of modest ?

No, it's the fin of a shark.

let's hope it's a modest

Seems to be. It has cufflinks on its pajamas.

is his name mac?

oh the has pretty teeth dear...

Max, it is my Max swum round the world to see me. Such shiny teeth. Quick throw him a cow to play with.

i tried but it went over the moon

Sure it went over the moon, but here it is, coming down the other side.

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Cover your eyes, everybody!

ouch! is this what they call a steak out?

Its not Max it's Maxine; baby sharks.

How now, drowned cow?

That looks like a contented . This was possibly his first-ever steak dinner.

surf&turf

What will the expect for dessert?

he can have the rest of my ben & jerry's phish food

How much rest is the poor likely to get with all that cholesterol?

I'm sure he can handle it.