h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Strong colours are for strong personalities, don’t forget you will be inviting friends around ( whats the colour of your bedroom , deep red perhaps!)

i was once told some british nobleman has all his real estate in london painted in the same colour - magnolia - but i can't find any evidence now...

Life is for living and living is life

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

what is there to live for, if not to eat?

Drink and be merry

I try never to say anything tasteless, because someone is sure to make me eat my words.

Tasteless is an expression by others on a statement that you displayed, who should equally except that their opposing view point is no more valid and equally tasteless

along with a lot of other things venting is good for those who need it

Old faithful, must have alot on its mind then

if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with

(with some exceptions, of course...)

I made my bed, and now I have to sleep in it.

thou shallt not make a bed unless you want to sleep in it

Thou shalt learn to conjugate verbs using 'thou' correctly, if thou wouldst use it, so that thou art not compelled to change thy mode of address mid-sentence...

I've been rich and I've been poor, and honey, rich is better.

hey, who are you calling a thou?

It's okay to be a thou, Pierce, especially if no one is as holy as thou.

Dost thou think that thou deservest more respect than that from me? Has not thy native tongue nearly abolished the formal "you"?

indeed, every thou is equal in my eye

even if every thou cares more for her own piglets