h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Catch 22 in reverse

play daft and they don't expect anything from youI've worked it for years

You could've fooled me

but I had a bad start in lifea duel personality and we're both stupid

And back then your parents didn't even have 2legs to blame

little did they know what the future held

what blissful ignorance

I'm a never to be repeated offer

Have you told the missus?

I've been a single parent for the last 20 this Oct comingand happy

Ah, well I got divorced in 1998 - haven't finished partying yet

as I say - time flies when your having funparty on dude!

time flies like an arrow >>--->

fruit flies like a banana

my wallet keeps flyingit's too light

the moths took off in mine many s ago

I take it that they weren't homing moths eitherand not coming home

Nah, I expect them to travel the world using every dime I had

if I see them flying over, can I shoot them down ? (they'll have to fly low, I ain't got a gun)

Be my guest. Just return my wallet. It is made of mole skin

will dowas the dosh in euro's ? co's I don't want them