h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

been there, done that. now waiting impatiently for the outcome

thanks for the b-day card

In the mood for puns?

always

checking out now, though

but you know where to leave them

Here you are: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F1995247?thread=606913&latest=1 And the main entrance: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A3533609

i liked "Dijon vu - the same mustard as before"

it reminded me of "deja menu" ...

and "deja revue - i've had this deja vu before..."

This is my favorite in that batch (well, I've seen it before in another thread)

"A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

I'm very impressed with the people who are able to create puns. But I'm a good appreciator.

Deja menu

*Back to hootoo mode*

Most girls worry about their looks - especially compared to the girls on magazine covers.

Maybe your daugther is unique (of course she is ) - then again maybe this link will do her good. It did my daugther - and me for that matter. I've always wanted white teeth.

http://www.flicka.org

You just click on the photo and go from there.

thank you. a demonstration of all the great stuff i learnt on my last course

yes, my daughter is unique. and way prettier than the girl on the cover. both with and without the electronic makeover!

the girl on the cover is sweet too, mind you. i don't think she needs the makeover either. in fact she looks better without it, IMHO

i never compared myself to magazine covers. in particular not covers like the one in question . i mean why bother. the guys on the covers were completely out of my league anyway. both to me and my male friends

>>the girl on the cover is sweet too, mind you. i don't think she needs the makeover either. in fact she looks better without it, IMHO<<

I agree

"Compare to" - I never bothered either. But it does have some kind of an impact when you yourself - and you know your gender opposite - are bombarded with those types of images day in and day out.

I look forward to see your skills in action on a recent photo of you.

Here's to a clear head (and ditto conscience ) in spite of yesterday.

May you not have a doubleshift.

oh yes doubleshift on "andenpatricksdag" (hey if we can celebrate for two days x-mas, easter and widsun why not also two days for good old paddy, eh?)

i have decided to survive even this doubleshift though

>>..survive..<<

Wise move

re mutiple-days'-celebration: There is always something to celebrate if you are tuned that way

aye. mind you, the price could be multiple-

True

Now I'll go stuff a goat's leg with garlic for a late supper

have you ever tried goats head soup?

No, never. You?

The closest was when I was in Romania and ate the same soup as the handicapped children. One of them dicovered a cock's head with beak and all and hurriedly 'burried' it beneath the sogging vegetables again. If one was picky and squeamish there wasn't a lot to eat.

One day we had fresh tomatoes with homemade mayo in one of the pedagogues' hotel room. The best meal for a fortnight.

, must dash

Enjoy

I have Albert coming. We will roll eastereggs and admire the garden