h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..laziness

this seems to prove that i am not a capricorn

maybe i am a changeling from the s?

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I have an imagination

anyway, laziness is natures ecological antidote to stress

I could use a shot now.

"..the ers only take cash "





Or rather. I haven't forgotten but is doesn't hamper me.

as long as you don't forget to pay your t*x*s

Isn't that impossible?

i don't know, is it? what if you forget to pay the t*x*s the t*xman has forgotten that you had to pay?

thou shallt live every t*xyear as if it was your last

It's too deep for me.

*Clings to words she understands*

I'll live every day as if it was my last

Except when I'm w*rking

*s to conquer unmentionable *

'I'll live every day as if it was my last'

that's basically the same as 'live every t*xyear as if it was your last'

procrastinate every t*x payment. you might be lucky enough not to be able to pay the last one, see?

I see.

Unfortunately I have to pay my t*xes in advance - whether I have an income or not. So I might not live to get the last return of too much t*x paid.

But who cares, then.

aye. the last shirt has no pockets

welcome back

The Scottish accent becomes you.

Have a nice holiday - when you get that far.

Are you bringing all your kids (plus their g/fs, b/f)?

You gotta read this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F23548?thread=499355&skip=0&show=20 About the male rules. I sent them to you quite a long time ago - but thar doesn't count, right. I especially appreciate rule number 1. ;-) I try to remember it before I react. With some success :-D - and some failure.:-/ The one that stops me from becoming a .

i'm sorry, but i don't get it what has a republican love song got to do with the metioned male rules?

maybe it's in there somewehere and i should be able to see it, but i sinmply haven't got the time. after two weeks of holidays i just spent 95 minutes (!) just going through my mailbox , most of the time just cleaning all the spam and viruses out of it

i can see a lot of all kinds of w*rk coming my way the next weeks . i'm almost tempted never to leave for holidays again

mind you: i said 'almost'

Two subjects. Not related. Strictly for fun.

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Spam I hardly ever see in my personal mailbox. I get the occasional offer to enlarge my p*nis in the free ones at hotmail. But as far as I remember not one at yahoo.

I must be blessed

perhaps the people at yahoo know you better?

In need of a few laughs? Take three twice a day: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=542690