h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, I've thought of that, and that's surely what shall come to pass...

Healthy Choice bites. BLEH.

Now... I've got a thing for frozen mac and cheese right now...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, cheeeeeeese

can't you send the leftovers to us with fed-ex? they say they are so fast the food will still be good when it gets here

thanks for the backrub, shea

it's been one hell of a w*rk day and i just told my girlfriend that i'm not going to meet her. i *could* take a couple of painkillers, but whats the use? i'm bound to fall asleep in less than 60 minutes anyway they way i feel atm

but tomorrow is another day

es all 'round

Awwww.... our pirate has a girlfriend!!!

* knocks *

Ahoy their Captain!

Long time no see - how are you? And what is your news? Details on the G/f definitely required ...

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Only one? I thought he had several... I know there are at least 12 of them here on h2g2...

Well thats true - details of all please!

That's a lot of w*rk!!! Sheeesh!!!

it sure is! it may not seem much like it, but i actually *do* have a real life too, you know

here's an idea: why don't you all just fill in your own details

i'm not going to give you *every* detail of present gf, but she is a nice lady with three kids. she's in the ed-bizz and she is married to the father of her kids...

schocked? don't be. she had been working on her divorce for months before she met me

and that was all he wrote

hi . so good to see you again! . should i pop over to your journal to see what you've been up to lately?

s to all

Dearheart, I don't think anything shocks me anymore.

Of course, I've often been found wrong!!!

....three kids and a current husband don't make a relationship wrong, necessarily... do they!?? Makes it not so easy...

(SOOOO glad she has no kids and no husband. )

it's easy for me. her kids are all adults, who don't live at home anymore, and neither does she by the way, she has her own appartment.

she has the divorce to worry about, of course, but it's just a question of time and money.

Glad you have found someone to make you happy - thats the important things. I am sure as you say the divorce is just a matter of time and money!

There are some details in my journal if you are interested but if you dont want to read all that - in summary its been fun and I am living in a new

i would love to live in a . My family used to have an old windmill. We used it as a summer house. It was one of the highest windmills in Denmark. We were sorry we had to sell it. When it burned down a year after we were even more sorry. It was a beautiful building - and we could surely have used the insurance money...

Awww..... windmills are cool!!!

I am going to live in a lighthouse when I'm retired, really old and widowed.

Or maybe not widowed.

Or maybe not old?

Yeah!!! I might never get old!!!

I never intend to get old even if the number of birthdays I have disagree!

I wish it was a real but I can dream! I have made it very clear to OJ that one day I want to and that if ever he wanted to book us a holiday on one I would be more than happy to accompany him It would also be great to live by the sea ...

If I dont get to live in one until I retire and my body is pretending to be old even if I am not I will have to makesure that it has a lift between the floors as otherwise I might not make it to the top.

Mind you a windmill on a hill would be great too - you must have been hearbroken when it burnt down.

My lighthouse might not be near the sea. It might be near mountains and fields of green beans and corn and horsies!!!!

So a windmill then?!?!?!?

Yeah, ok. A windmill then.

And I thought I was Pierces girlfriend!



That would explain why he doesn't ever send me roses, or or diamonds!