h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Was that what I was supposed to guess?

Cool.

-jb

Yeah, that was it. I'm leaving on the 13 to go to VA to visit my friend (the one I hadn't heard from in forever) and she wants us to go to NY.

I have a Rand Mcnally road atlas, will that do?

Oh, sure. I was telling about how I got to TI in my e-mail to you, and a map would probably help, as there are a lot of route numbers.

-jb

So you sent me an e-mail? I haven't checked it today. That's cool, now I can get the atlas out of my lap. I thought I might need it now.

Ah, I'm composing it right now..

-jb

Okay.

Damnit! Forgot what I was gonna say. But what's new?

Ah, you are e-mailed.

My friend Brian (the 40 something pothead in my letter you haven't read yet) takes ginko, which does absolutely nothing, since smoking pot has killed his memory...

-jb

The only problames I have are with extreme short term memory. I only forget what I was going to say. But my long term memory is fine.

Must be similar to my problem. I forgot what I wrote in my e-mail. Forgive me if it's a little confusing... I think I was intending to edit it. Maybe not though...

-jb

I haven't read it yet, but if it is confusing, rest assured, I will forgive you. As well as reply with (I'm sure) an equally confusing letter.

My e-mails have been rather rambling lately.

So we'll both be confused? Brilliant. I've so wanted to be a fool.

-jb

I seem to be pretty good at confusing people.

I've been looking at stuff that that AFP site likned to, and I thought this was really cute

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/9202

And these guys actually say it's a joke. Although it was only to slow down their hate mail.

Well. That looked nice. Hm.

-jb

'Hm.' ?

sniff? Except it sounds more like Hm.

-jb

Sniff? Are you still sick?

I thought you were saying something like 'hmph'.

That might have been what I was driving at. It's really more like Hmm, though, and not dismissive like hmph; it's kind of like an ah or an oh, but I get sick of those every now and then.

-jb

oh.

I think I just od'd on guacamole.

Is that possible?

There were far too many mosquitos at the Islands...

-jb

I don't think it could me, but I definately wished I hadn't eaten so much. But, it is soooooooo good! I'm making some more next week for a cookout at my photography teacher's house.

I hate mosquitos! I'm allergic to them. When I was little, I'd get these HUGE bumps where I got bitten. They're not so big now, but I still hate them.

Thanks for signing my 'slambook'. I thought it was really neat. Did you read mine and my mom's answers?