h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, I'm serious...you know too much...

You'd be surprised at how little I really know...

Besides, I don't think you can know too much...

Well... OK... You can... I know such persons...

Really...?

I'm intrigued...

Yep... It can be quite... well... depressing to talk to such persons... You start quoting something, and they place it immediately and correct any mistakes you might make... Someone asks something, you say "I don't know", and they say "What, you don't? It's very simple, really..." You know... That kind of stuff...

Ah...I know the type of people you mean... You just want to strangle them sometimes... *proudly* I've actually WON an argument with one of those types before... 'Twas fun.

..and...yet *another* forum your NRS should be bugging you about..

i *knew* it wasn't all my fault!!!!!

*laughs* Yes... I admit.... I just didn't have the time to actually go around look for unreplied-to forums yet....

*smiles* I will... eventually....

Tomorrow, perhaps... 3 free lessons....

*smiles* I used to like this forum, too....

BTW... have you realised that Joanna's in it, too?

*waves* Hello, Joanna...

*grins* Oh well... perhaps she'll just ignore it... like she has for the last 60 or so posts....

I don't know..it's pretty hard to ignore a forum with this kind of title........

She couldn't the first time..

*smiles* Well.... OK.... she couldn't help saying something....

*smiles* I think I scared her away after that by smiling too much...

*smiles* Not that I could help it.... even if it scared all people but one person away.....

*smiles*

*looks in disbelief*

You don't smile too much do you?????????????????

...and..well...i dont know about this person you wouldn't want to scare away..but...you smiling certainly wouldn't scare *me* away....

*smiles* Well.... just look at some of my posts back then....

*grins* The amount of smileys is.... hm... slightly exaggerated....

*smiles* Not that it isn't appropriate....

*smiles* And... Well.... you know... I don't remember who this person I didn't want to scare away was.... But.... I don't care.... if you won't be scared away.... I'd have at least one person to talk to.... And that's all I ask for....

Aww...!!!!!!

no...i don't think you could scare me away...

at least...not without the aid of a scorpion...

*grins* OK... perhaps I really overdid with scorpions a little...

*smiles* OK...

I promise that I won't take a scorpion with me.... that I won't buy one there..... and that if we see one.... I'll only pick it up to get it as far away from you as possible... which isn't going to be too far, because I wouldn't be able to leave you for too long....

And.... perhaps I should make it pretty clear that there is only one scorpion, or Scorpio, that I want to be with me during all that time.... And I think you can guess what I mean....

awwwwwwwwwwwww.....

and no....you *would* pick the scorpion up....you wouldn't be able to...i'd have jumped up into your arms to get out the way of it long before you could pick it up...

*smiles* That gives a whole new meaning to me saying that if I see a scorpion (or Scorpio), I'll pick it up.....

*smiles* And.... Perhaps I'd start thinking of ways how I could pick another scorpion up whilst you were in my arms... But.... I really don't see how I could be bothered to think of anything else in that moment.... So it's a bit pointless....

*smiles* On the other hand.... you saying that sure made me wish I could bring a scorpion...

*smiles* Perhaps I'll just shout "Lookout, a scorpion behind you! "... Just for the effect it would produce.....

*smiles* Of course I'd have to calm you down & explain there was nothing to be afraid of....

*smiles dreamily*

& of course...telling me that just ruined it...

and...if you said "lookout...there's a scorpion behind you"...umm...i might pretend to be scared...

or i might just tell you to stop being stupid & trying to scare me...

*smiles* Yes.... you're right.... I shouldn't have told you....

*smiles* then again.... If you *pretend* you're scared.... even if you know I'm trying to scare you..... *smiles* Perhaps I'd like that even more.....

*smiles* I don't know....

*smiles* We'll have to find out...

*grins*

you never know...i might just *think* i see a scorpion walking along the ground...when really it's a leaf...

*smiles* Well... perhaps we'll have to play it safe, and make sure you're not walking on the ground for all the time?

*smiles* Except for the times when you'll have to step on the ground.... Which wouldn't be walking, anyway.....

*smiles & wonders if this was clear enough.... After all... it was saying less than half of it... hopes Vicki will be able to read his mind..... *