h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The virtual doorbell rings. After E opens it, PP enters with a big bouquet of red and white roses (33, if you care to count them).*

PP: Hello, E! These are for you... I hope you like roses...

*Two little puppies follow PP into the room.*

PP: I believe you don't know each other yet... This is Mumu, and this is Sharo.

*He points to the slightly bigger female puppy and then to the small, fluffy and astonishingly sweet male...*

PP: You don't mind my bringing them along, do you? They won't do any harm...

*sits down on the virtual sofa*

PP: Well, here I am... I like your place...


*is very proud that he was able to suppress the smileys in the regular post, but now, he can't hold them back anymore...*

*E takes the roses and blushes a lot*

Thankyou.

*E disappears for a moment while she puts the roses in some water*



(Unlike PP, E can't stop herself from )

*She walks back in and strokes Mumu & Sharo*

They are lovely PP, and I don't mind you bringing them...I love dogs...

I'm glad you like my place...

*E had been so happy to see PP, that she'd forgotten her manners...*

Can I get you anything...?

Oh, forget your manners... I don't want anything...



Although, now that you mention it, I'd like a cup of tea...

(I wonder if you have ever heard of "Old English Fruits Tea"...)

Certainly...

*E disappears for a minutes...then reappears with 2 cups of tea...

BTW, did you notice that I'm on top (), and then, the second most busiest forum is our Cinders and Beamish thing?

Thanks for the tea...



Seems like DD's away...

PP, how could I *not* notice that you're on top.

...but yes, DD, has gone...which will make Bond harder, because I don't know what to do...

*E sits down*

Really a hard thing not to notice...

Time you got on top...

We should concentrate on your place...



As for Bond, me and GL are making evil plans... But you probably already noticed...

Yes, I had noticed that you're making evil plans...

...And as much as I'd like to be on top...I don't mind if you are...

Just as it pleases you most... I'm equally satisfied with each... er... oops

We'll just have to see what happens...

BTW, what about your driving test? Do you have any new date to fear?

Not yet...I can't find out until tomorrow...

...and *I* have to phone up for it...because no-one else is in tomorrow that I can persuade to do it for me...I *hate* phones...*shudders*

*agrees whole-heartedly*

I know what you mean... I hate phones, too... Especially calling someone myself...

*shudders*



And the Golgafrinchams sent away all the telephone cleaners...
*shudders even more*

LOL You've just made my fear of telephones even worse now PP... I won't be able to go near one for *months* now, because of that...

...It's a *very* good excuse not to use one...

...I hate phoning people...but it isn't quite as bad when someone phones you...

Oh, I don't think so... I think phoning people is much worse... When somebody else calls you, they have to explain why they do, and you can always say that you must do something very important (e.g. write an email ) and therefore can't speak to them any longer...

But when you phone, you have to do all the work...

OK, that's what I meant...... Very sorry, I've got myself all confused...it's all this talking about phones...

LOL... Never mind, getting people confused seems to be what I'm best at... Even when I don't want to



At least we have agreed that phoning is terrible... You wouldn't know your own voice through the phone

That's why I never say anything when I get an answering machine...

Please, don't talk about phones any more...I can't stand them...

...I know...I wonder if it's possible for Volk to have another person working for him, that could be introduced to me & *not* end up being a long-lost brother...

LOL...

That's an interesting possibility... I should tell Gary about it...

On the other hand, it leaves us with the problem of finding a name for him... Oh, you know how I hate thinking of names...