h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sod the migrainesecond birthday - mind over matter

i don't mind and it doesn't matter? lol. *eats *

it works!

if I've had one over the limithic! normally the bedroom would do cartwheelsbut I put headphones on and blast heavy rock in my earholesit over rides the P'sd feeling

lol alchomahol makes me tired and snuggly. And too much makes me go to sleep.

I just smile more

lol I do smile more, but its not the main thing that happens. It doesn't give me hangovers, make me chuck, or give me bedroom problems. That said, i still don't drink that much

err! in my youthI used to count my nights out, in how long the following hangover wasmy record was a 3 day hangover

My friends go for two day hangovers lol. The first time I got drunk me and a friend each had three bottles of wine. Neither of us had a hangover in the morning; she's too used to it, and I just didn't >.>

wine argh!


I used to drink enough whisky/vodka, that if I cut myself, I bled in 1/6th of a gillnever caught colds, not much blood in the alcohol

I'm waiting for my next free bottle of baileys atm, I'm a member of the Baileys National Opinion Panel

http://landingpage2.baileys.com/gateway_branded-en-row.htm?Lang=en-gb&BrandId=SO&RhCountry=&RefUrl=http%3a%2f%2fwww.baileys.com%2fTemplates%2fRedirectToGateway.aspx%3fNRMODE%3dPublished%26NRNODEGUID%3d%257b0556763D-2AD1-464A-A656-95D10628CCA2%257d%26NRORIGINALURL%3d%252f%26NRCACHEHINT%3dGuest

this one ?
jammy begger

no, this one
www.baileyspanel.co.nz

same one, different location

mix 1 part bailies with 1 part normal whisky - smooth with nice kick

lol. Or two shots in half a cup milk, or three shots over vanilla icecream, or three shots in a banana that has been barbequed for five minutes then barbeque for five more

or three shots in a banana that has been barbequed for five minutes then barbeque for five moreall the alcohol will evaporate off

i know. It was in a book of things that you can cook with four or less ingredients. In this case, baileys and a banana. It was maaaaadness! The whole book is supposedly aimed at single people and students, but it keeps talking about parenting

I'll put it in perspectivein the 70/80's I tried my hardest, to become an apprentice alcoholicbut every time the exams came round, the price of drink went up and I failedbut the old saying is "if at first you don't succeed etcnow I can't afford the first course

That reminds me of a movie..
"Easy there malbor, remember the old saying; do unto others..."
"Before they do unto me!"

well, i found out that melissa is avoiding me. I think it has something to do with owing me money. Unfortunately for her, if she doesn't repay soon, then I can and will bill her for it; I have her account number, she doesn't have mine

harsh but i need the money. It was always a loan, not a gift