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in the election?! will you join and support the raving badger party? the campaign HQ is over at :: A5641931 oooo go on support us

You should never count on anything. As long as I float you'll all want to try and win me over. Quite honestly, I'm enjoying the attention.

I have made one decision though. I'm going to vote for someone I've met in RL. However, since I've met most of the candidates it still reamains a long list rather than a short one, but it's a start.

So, keep trying to charm the floaters at A5665223. Kiss some babies, pat some dogs, smile a lot and answer our questions.

*smileys at a baby

Hi coely. Have you spoken to Jodan about the Ozark Party incentive program?

I'm a floater and need to be wooed. If Jodan wants to tell me then I'm here, but I shouldn't need to go and ask. That's far too much effort! I was promised a fancy limo to take me to the vote though.



*comforts baby*

Oh, I wouldn't make a voter lift a finger... except to press the GO button on your brand new Yacht!

A fancy limo with plenty of alky-hall I think I promised... While you've got a limo and a yacht, as a voter you are entitled to use our campaign jet for any whim (flying to the grocery store for some soup... picking up your friend at the airport with an aeroplane) you may have. We sent a voter to Barbados for a vacation and we'd take care of your expenses on a vacation.

Finally, have some

Wow! That's some incentive programme! So, I think I'd like to see the list of donors to your party. I need to know who is funding all these seemingly lavish expenses. I can't vote for anyone who is corrupt.

paa! nothing we offer more cake, badgers, penguines, and cuddly furry animals than any other party, free holidays to the Caribean, your own personal shofer driven limo, and manned yauht plus more alcohol than any other party and unlike any of the competition (if indeed they can be called competition), we have the funding fully in place, and all without needing to raise any revinue from taxes: our MRBP unique MPF (Mafia/mob public financing) inititive, ensures that with the Mob at our beck and call, not only do we reduce crime to zero, but are able to offer anything* to any of our supporters.

Quite corrupt, the MRBP is. He admits they're financed (controlled?) by the mob...

I've left financial disclosure on another thread that I saw before this one

I control the mob Harry the Minnow, and me are on very* good terms, and though this connection, I am able to control crime and keep things under control, as well, as ensuring big companys pay back to us, society, what they should

'Remember that, in the past, those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside.' - JFK, inaugural address, 1961.

Paa what did he know though? I mean, Harry the Minnow took him out