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S.A.R.D.I.N.E.
Posted Jun 6, 2000
Senile Annoying Reprobate Drivers in Need of Eels (jellied).
"London bus drivers drive so badly because they are preoccupied as to where their next jellied eel is coming from." As a commuter recently divulged. And as always never question the integrity of a smelly, rude, broadsheet reader on a crowded East End bound bus.
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S.A.R.D.I.N.E.
Posted May 26, 2000
Stupid Anally Retentive D**k Head In Need of Empathy.
Obviously oblivious to the anoyance caused by flapping a broad sheet newspaper in a fellow commuters face on a buisy train. See previous entry as to why this said anoyed commuter displayed no outward sighn of displeasure.
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S.A.R.D.I.N.E.
Posted May 25, 2000
Seasonally Affected Rage Directed Inwardly Never Expressed - More pronounced in January but also evedent when aproaching the May Day long weekend where the weather forcast is for persistant rain. The phenomen presents itself within crowded bus's in the afternoon rush hour aproaching Waterloo Central Station.
Scenario: A prety young woman offers her seat to a lady of an earlier vintage. The responce "How dare you, you tart" is outwardly ignored by the prety young woman who returns to her novel. Inwardly though, the retty young woman wants the old troll to spontaniously combust. All because it's a lovly day today, but the forcast is not good.
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