Commuter Rage
Street and Rail Disposition Investigation of Needless Endlessness
or
S.A.R.D.I.N.E.
By using a multi formate commute teqnique, it is possable to incorporate a bicycle, train, underground and bus journey into a single comute of at least 1 hour up to infinity, whereupon the commuter returns to the origin, without reaching the destination, before attempting the same said commute the following day. Where the S.A.R.D.I.N.E. principal is apropriate for most modes of public transport when egressing London, strangly, cycling appears to contradict the rule. The government as yet has not found a way shoe-horning 20 sweaty, rude, pompos, pin striped-suited, opinionated jerks onto a single bike.
Cycling is an unusually pleasent way to commute. However, cyclist are far more likly to suffer at the hands of other transport modes so through the process natural selection, the S.A.R.D.I.N.E. principal should ultimatly prevail.
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