h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Wow! That was some trick....

(produces large quantities of rough shag from unfeasably small tin) Okay, get rolling. (sits down with expectant and slightly unsettling look on face)

I think you need tospeak to them in spanish, sorry I can't helpyou there.

Righty-o. (inserts babel fish in appropriate orifice) "Usted importaria el rodar de estas hierbas en su muslo descubertio por favor?"

Mmmm! May I borrow Sooty for my next party? He's quite the dashing bear and makes marvelous brandy!

Only if my right hand can come as well. They are sort of inseperable.

Hey one of the Cubans has just said "Me llamo Gloria, y tu llama?"
(Sorry I can't work out how to get my opening question mark up)

Me llamo DD, buenos tardes.

Buenos dias, senores y senoritas. Me llamo es Gw7en. El bano esta... Where is the bathroom, DD? We may need to know later...

And now, I'll leave you boys to the girls and will return to my pipe and brandy. Enjoy!

Good, we have someone to translate for us.

*BS hits side of head*
Damn! I think my babelfish has gone on the blink....Anyone got a fresh one?

Sorry BS I just don't think the Babbelfish work when someone is peaking their second language. I do however have a spare supply in the tank above the bath. That's up the stairs and the 42nd door on the left or is it right.

No hang on its both.

DD

Thanks DD
*heads up stairs*

All of this DD just for your 100th conversation? Right on!

Hey DD would you mind if I kinda mixed in a party for me?

You see I just hit 100 conversations, and 100 hits on my home page

*sits back with a stupid grin and sips some Scotch*

Courtesy

No sure thing and well done Courtesy. I've also just hit 25 entry's so my average is just a little slower than our mate ffm. But no mix all you want, you can never have too many reasons or people to party, I say.

DD

Just popped out to the front page. What a surrise little old me and my homepage are there in the busiest forum section.

Give me a large Black Bush before I pass out.

DD

Congrats to Courtesy for his double 1-0-0! And to DD for throwing a truly smashing party! Cheers!

If only I could get this kind of attendance at my church services -Archbishop Marv

Add more booze to the brownies...And perhaps some mostly naked women as well!

The booze is eaisly handled. As for the mostly naked women.... Any vollunteers?