h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wine! Yuck! It's vinegar with a posh name...


Next week, I'm going to buy some viagra

(here's the ) Because we have a general erection!

A win tonight (Sat') I did a lucky dip go (apart from my usual lot)
Nowt on mine
But from what it cost for the lucky dipit paid a 35 quid profit, so no complaints

It's getting better for you

The "postcode lottery" send me b/day and xmas cards

BUT! They can't find my address for a biggie win

(when I smoked cigs, "ex" left in Oct', I stopped smoking at the start of Nov' - didn't need them

I said to folk etc - I don't want to be dirty rich! JUST to have enough money to buy a new car, when the ashtray is full

I don't think cars have an ashtray anymore, I know they don't have a lighter

When someone on a till in the supermarket, asks if I have a car park ticketI reply - The nearest thing I have to a chauffeur is at the station

Luckily for us, we don't have that problem

4 year ago, I had a letter from the "licencing guys"

Do I still want my driving licence ? as I was now 70yrs

As I've not had a car or used one for 30 odd yr I replied! Nah! Stick it...

Polling Day tomorrow, I'm looking forward to ousting our Tory MP

I'm voting for

The only one you can believe in

Well that was a bloodbath

Expected!

"general" public want miracles at all times, if a political party don't "produce" miraclesone out and t'other in.
Very short term memories of costs paid out to keep "us" afloat during the last few years (no money for miracles)

But! Also the "sleaze" of a few conservatives, that helped their downfall..

Rishi tried for the country, but wasn't hard enough with his own lot, to "control and rout out the bad in his party"

The downfall of the party started with Boris Johnson, we could all see he wasn't the man for the job

Boris was for himself

what goes on underneath - hey! It'll be rait!

We all knew that, so did 90% of the Tory party

choose your boss and then find you've got to moan why after

The signs were all there

Vote for me! I'll cure the bloody country!
I wouldn't be popular But I'd get certain problems sorted out

Last night = Civ' 6 as per

I've had notification from the website I got Civ' 6 etc from - Civ' 7 is due out sometime next year

Hopefully the new government will do just that

The state this country is in at the moment, no government could sort it out overnight

It's going to take 2/3 years I reckon ? before any signs to the positive are going to show ?

BUT! As always! The "general public " have short term memories and expect "miracles" within weeks not years etc...