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Are WE going to have fun

My Irish lottery for Wed's

I've 12 and 36

"they" pulled 11/13/37

BUT! Junior has 11 and 37 So HE'S won 61 quid

His luck is improving then

The "powers that be" screw me up at all times, then "they" add my mate who saddly passed away in April and now Prof Junior as such (he's usually one off etc)

By all means pick on me!
But leave friends and family out
That's one of the reasons whymy time will come for getting my own back

I stand with you on that

A friend of junior works in the "gaming/gambling" industry and said to PJ - it's coincidence because of computer chosen numbers drawn etc.
But! After all the years I've done the Irish lottery and then my mate joining me and now PJ - the amount of 1 and 2 off's etc - against nowhere near..
Outweigh coincidence or chance

Even a super computer couldn't calculate that

It really needs to be done by hand

"It really needs to be" a bloody miracle for me

And me

Tomorrow, washing machine bloke coming to repair/fix mine
Going to cost 55 quid plus! to fix ???

If it weren't for other humans aroundI don't mind smelling

You're lucky to find someone

The owner of the repair shopI've known since "our" days of CB Radio in the 1970/80'sso I trust "them"
One of his son's cameand it turns out that there were nowt wrong
it "came to light" about spin speeds etc and load of washing in it

IE: The sensors will not allow it to run if a small washing load is in "1 bathroom mat" as it will NOT balance the drum

So just had a call out fee

I've learnt something

I had no idea, I guess it's to save water and energy

I said - so! Gone are days the days when you had "to sit" on the washing machineas it started the final rinse etcto stop it jumping around

HE agreed

First washing machine I had when I got married was a twin tub and it would walk across the kitchen when it started spinning

When I moved in with the future EX (at that time) she had one

I loved my twin tub

Mine wasn't mine it was the ex's when I moved in

Oh bugger! for got last post

Note for me: put your bloody glasses on!!!!

No worries, it's been like that for me too

I've worked out the last time I HAD a big win on't Irish lottery
Me and my (now deceased mate - who we had a partnership in the draws) I remember sharing our 650 quid each, win in his car in townbefore I went to put mine in my bank
My bank was Alliance And Leicester, who were bought "out" by Santander - get this!!!
13 years ago
I think I'm LONG overdue a biggie