h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That figures

a Yorkshire genie - I wish

rub a lantern more like it's in a bottle of John Smiths beer

With a whippit and flat cap, who worships the God Geoffrey Boycott

nah not god, just sir Geoff (should be)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqNnPrxzm3g

how do you think we got Tour De Yorkshire

Why do you think the Tour de Yorkshire is so popular with spectators, they don't have to pay to see it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-48751010

WE rule the world, not just here

That is brillianr, really fabulous

I thought so too and to "do/build" an exact replica

ah so! Is tha' or'rait mate duz tha' want scraps on'it ?

English restaurents in China, who knew

not english Yorkshire - next stop = pie and mushy peas

Mushy peas are a favourite at work

who needs posh nosh - pork pie or Cornish pasty with mushies and a touch on vinegar

Posh nosh is nice once in a while

I'll never know

It is very occasionally and usually when I've cooked it

Ah! Chef and hospital, I forgot

anyway! Hows Alex and Stu' going ? (reply via emailless nosey folk)

No scret, they're all fine, Stuarts now working Front of House in the Senior Rates Mess, he's a great friend of the dog handlers, they trust him enough to leave the dogs with him while they have their breakfast. They asked him to be a'Terrorist' in a training exercise, they covered him with an explosive smell and asked him to hide, the dogs found him ok but licked him to death instead of bring him down.

Alex is fine, unemployed but her and Harry have been together for over 5 years now so she's happy

Thanks for info love

Senior Rates Mess - wow! That's good going
Once "we" as my buffalo lodge visited a army barracks and we were "granted" permission to go in to the Sargent's Mess for a drink We were told that officers can go in, but squaddies can't of course and that we HAD to act accordingly in manner at all times

and good for Alex and partner a strong partnership

You ought to hear about what goes on behind closed doors in Mess's

We've got a Buffalo Lodge near us now

oh I know, the sarge that got us permission to go in told us stuff

squaddies mess
sarge's mess
officers mess
the higher ranks can go in lower ranks mess, but not t'other way