h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no one on the planet could not have less humour than me dad he was 1001% void of it

I've known several like that in my working life

Me too I could take the "P" out of those all day

I often do, there's one at work who ever takes her head out of the rule book and has a habit of seeing the sun go behind a cloud and the whack the heating up to tropical because the residents might get cold, even tho everyone is sweating buckets

ah! the typical "jobsworth"

think they're big in power (but small in brain)

Oh you know her then I swear the woman has ice in her veins, she came in the kitchen, I'm sweating buckets, she say "It's cold in here" I'm thinking "Are you serious?"

we call them folk - little hit---rs (WWII enemy)

tonights thunderball lottery 3 lines = £3 - won £8 - no bungalow as yet!

It's a small win but it's a win

always better than a kick in the teeth

with a BIG win, I could have a full set

Hopefully it's the start of something big

my mam (and when alive, my gran) always said "it goes in threes" I wish the wins could count better

Yeah, I wish good luck came in threes too

I always laugh at "Aladdin and the 3 wishes" because I'D say :- my 1st wish, is that every 3rd wish gave 3 more wishes endless
where's a bloody lamp when you need one ?

I think there's a clause in that, unfortunately

it'd take a genie to find it and it'd cost "him" to get me to cancel it

Well it wouldn't be a Yorkshire Genie would it, giving wishes away

only words a Yorkshire genie would come out with is :- I wish tha'd bugger off

That sounds about right

or!

3 wishes and you want them for free ? and I bet you believe in as well