h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Opposite of UP, so won't be here... Or -----> there, with all the floor covering brigade, and the necessary cleaning implements, but I'll be somewhere... Anyway, it gives the some breathing space!

The three reasons?

mas.
Mr Unpleasant and Abusive on the 'Yikes' thread.
Sheer paranoia!!! So I'm dreaming I'm spending the next month in Afghanistan, Baghdad, Gaza Strip, Pakistan, or any other stable state where I can't be blamed for causing misconceived problems!

I have decided all my inferred troubles are HooToo taboo and for me to dwell on only, and not to be posted online! Universal from all.

Anyway, I've three mega UP's on the go, plus I've selected an 'alleged' Quick pick! Which may not be... so I'll be around... Just looking forward to the New Year, and and a good time!!!

So don't be surprised if the eyes are on but there's no-one posting... Not safe Company!


I daren't post that on your UP thread. Someone would have a pop!!!

Please pass this message on, as I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea about what is happening, or to get upset!... It's a seasonal thing... and has been for the last 30 years... Normal service will be resumed!!!

MMF

MMF, no worries mate, do what ever comes naturally, I personally, couldn't care less about next months events, but I'd get called a Scrooge and stuff, but I'd hibernate for 3 month if possible.

You know where I am mate on any thing any time

Thanks for that!

And now here is the test card!

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Oh! And here's for your trouble!

MMF

MMF, animal house open all hoursemail address known, letterbox never shut to friends

aye up si thi!
that wot tha can't put on 'ere, is tha gu'in t'send it to uz or what ?


in other words, is it a laugh ? and nor hootoo material

nor = not(no translation, just fingers in wrong place)

Tisn't Tis so can't be here!

If'n ye ken me!!!

MMF

ney lad! they dinna call ye ken!

you'd better know I'm here though mateor else

but what was it tha wer'going to send by email ??

and a bloody big grin on my face, be cryptic with the others, but I ain't that goodA.B.C with me

And when me head is a bit straighter the Robin Redbreast will drop a litle note through your CPU!

Not tonight though. Worked all weekend, and



Off to listen to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJF8031Is7Q

MMF

MMF, all clear and understood mate, just take care my friend ok!

the real me!

wow! why don't my whisky do that

Try this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNeNcE_9jgc&feature=related

Friends forever, ties never sever!!!
Stay true! I do!

MMF

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