h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"drunk too much" ????????????????????????? Prof, thre ain´t none such beasts. That´s all biblical fiction.

Pit, there's ladies presentwe don't give the secrets away

You might be right as far as to proper form. Any female who considers the likes of us as gentlemen, though, is not what their parents think she is.

the only rule needed is:the best cure and to stop hangovers is:- don't sober up


it workshic!

"Sober"? Yes, I have heard about that theoretical state of mind. It´s fiction, written by those who worship a being called "Liver".

you'll give me nightmares -stop it, I've lead a sheltered lifehaving slept next to the jukebox many a night at my localplus I helped behind the bar many hours

Hands across the Channel, old boy. My typewriter and most school books were kept in the back room, so walking home from school and back to the pub would have been nonsense.

good thinking and good drinking go together well

...and most ideas look like they might get you a Nobel hat. Don´t sober up, ever. I herewith declare this bizaare open.

Iregularly, in the 70's, if I cut myself, I bled in 1/6th of a gill
now due to extra thin wallet, it's now blood I bleednot a happy bunny

Prof old bean - one night in the pub Taff and I remember sometimes cost gf and me as much as the whole income I have nowadays available for the whole month. But the gang from back then ain´t no more, having better people online than who is there nowadays...so what!

wise words my friend, days gone by were the learning curve and can never really return, BUT even a mediocre session with good company is still worth it's weight in gold

Evenin all...............

Some song written by Henry VIII about time spent in good company - but he wasn´t a Yorkshireman, so you wouldn´t have had him in your local.

Hello..will be here for just a few minutes,but at least I get to say hi...

Now look what the dustmen left outside! Grab a glass.

Two glasses.

evening Gary, all ok mate

sorry! and MS also

MS, as to your glass - what would be the antisnot of the day, or has your snorkel cured itself?