h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

chilli/curries, not on my menu, I'm a traditionalistslap it between 2 slices of bread

I do also like a really good and chips..know a place where you can get a huge plate..really good value for the $$ you have to shell out

you have now got meing

There is something about good pub grub..simple and really hits the spot!!

and before you ask

tonight's Irish lottery

mine = 5 and 12
theirs = 4 and 13

who needed US$186

You are having the 's run of luck,my friend!!Goe's without saying that I hope things improve..

might sound daft, from a person like mebut tough! it's lifeunfortunately I have not found how to make a money magnent as of yet only iron filings

Well at least you keep your wits about you..and I know that you don't blow money..I can't keep a dime (10 Cents) in my pocket,I'm afraid..irresponsible as h--l with it.

my wits are the only thing that don't cost money

Ain' that the truth..I wish you good night. See you soon.

don't forget! they don't make money either

*leaves for late night visitors*.

Thank you sir!I am awfully dry..

evening MS
on the bar, but out of peanuts

It'll be okay,thanks..*gulp!!* Ahhh..that's good!!How's it going?

got it and reply shortly MS

Sorry..maybe obvious what to do..but I am not sure for some reason.

no worriesit's coming over

err! no jokes in it

and spot on MS

Oh..the terminal I am sitting at doesn't open the file..let me try other computers,Prof..maybe they'll do the job.