h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

bloke sunbathing

moonwalk

quantum theory jellies can wobble in multi dimensions

"...so you remember events from before the changes you made in the time-line during your excursion?"

"Yes, the persistence of memory problem, why hasn't my experience as I recall it been altered in conformity with the change? Many people have made remarks on the effect and the problem it represents."

"What that means is probably, though this universe is very similar to the one where you originated, the two universes are distinct. If I were you, I'd be very careful whom I talk to about that. No telling how some people might react if they learn you're an alien."

I'll remember to remind me when I see me

Arthur!














for no apparent reasonagain!

Would that be me old cockney friend Arthur Pintabitter?

Arthur hour after the first

pliny = a pinny with a lisp

laminating pouches! it's marvellous the ingenuity kangaroos 'll come up with to protect their young

I would not go so far as to ask is my socio-cultural perspective in line with abstract reasoning? (hic) opps sorry

Or should I just enter body text?

I'd answer the door! but it hasn't spoken to me yet

I believe the door is is a jar with jam.

that could explain the sticky hinges

they say :- In space no one can hear you scream.

moving with the times, I reckon it'll sound better this way

in space no one can hear you fart OR smell it

Don't say Dubrovnik if you mean your asking for a drink of water

the wallpaper hasn't moved

Arthur!

not his cousin called Arthur