h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for reminding me, I've got to print this up and stick it on the board at work

you should take more noticebut you are doing

I noticed that

I would not have noticed, if you hadn't noticed first

True

but I did notice, it was ladies first

It's about time someone noticed that

I always notice ladies come first, manners again

Btw why do ladies come first, I reckon there beginning to get too many rights those ladies Im only kidding, i am a perfect gentleman, I do think that some laws seem to go to one Sexist extreem to another every hundred years or so. Anyone

I'll get me head thumped for this, I let ladies go first, co's if there's a pothole they'll find it

I havent laughed so much in weeks

I had a feeling I'd notice a reaction, you have to notice these things

I've never noticed ladies coming first.

I posted the notice at work and Kelvin the KP thinks it's wonderful infact he wants a copy, he's been telling everyone to read it,I'm betting a weeks wages my boss will have taken it down by the time I go back on Thursday

I take it your boss, doesn't have humour in him

Not one single ounce

like me dad was,his humour was less than a single cell

My dad's sense of humour was like mine, warped

I have noticed before,
now I notice e'en more.
That the notice will more
Than just even the score.


YOU ARE MAD PROF!!! (and it's great innit)

Quack

thanks TQ, comments like that are life's blood to meand yep,It is great..the only thing I'm perfect at and it don't pay

I have noted that neither of these notices, Notice or Notice II, have been notarized. Notably, it is unknown if either are notifiable as noteworthy or noteless. As these notional notices were written by a known reasercher of noted notability, this failure is notable. I feel it is my noble duty to notify you that such notoriety could nullify the notion of the notability of said researcher.