h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

IT never expected that post

IT doesn't know me too well, then... Does IT?

It did and does

IT was just off guard

IT should be every ready (like the batteries)

IT needs to warm up in winter or IT could burst a pipe

then againIt's a non smoker

Wot! we have to keep IT warm or IT will go around bursting pipes, sounds like a protection racket to me.

IT will be smoking if IT threatens any of my pipes.

IT can be heated at cost, but IT don't eat, so a saving there

this winter didn't do IT any good, IT was

I've just heard a rumour that Luigi (The Butcher) Spangaloni has put out a contract on IT. Accordingly, I've been in touch with Rent A Bod, a security firm, and they are sending a Johnny (Kung Fu) Morganstien to protect IT.

IT's been at the red wine again, it's going blurry round the edges.

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It tried doing the Conga, but couldn't spell It

Perhaps it could do a rhumba.

IT's going to duck if N'Korea start, IT was bad enough bhombing Doncaster

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Doncaster chosen in post 17

Bhombing Doncaster was reeeelly hard w*rk





lil x

IT's still trying to find out where on google maps

We should get Reg and his mate to point IT out

in transit

Oooops... Dmitri is in for a shock!!

he'll have read em all