h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Animal is master of the revolution A999543

oh how subtle plug of my revolution

her. my mother is coming for a few days
him. oh no she isn't
she. ok! she'll stop for 2 week
him. oh no she won't
she. she's going to stop for 3 week then
him. not on your life
her. it could be a month or more
him. ok! for a few days

I think it's quite obvious that women rule the world, and have done for some time.

Men, on average, earn more money than women. However men have a very limited number of things to spend money on, shed, computer etc. If you look at most highstreets most of the stuff available to buy is for women. So, while men may be earning more, it's women who are spending it.

Men get promotion by sucking up, grovel, fawning over their boss, and generally degrading them selves and being a sycophant, women get promotion from the threat of an employment tribunal for sexual discrimination...obviously I am generalising here.

Certain rules of acceptable behavior, too, farting and scratching yourself in public, resting your elbows on the table, using cutlery, hanging clothes in a wardrobe or putting them in drawers and so on, were obviously invented by women.
After all, everyone farts and gets itchy, why have a flat surface at elbow hight if not to rest your elbows on, you can hold your plate or have it in your lap, as for forks that's what fingers were invented for and I think the clothes one is self evident.

son of a preacher man...

Yes? Or were you not actually referring to my?

only you? who else!

but in my defence, People are sayin' the woman is damned, she makes you burn with a wave of her hand.

stay near water!

Take me to the river, drop me in the water, take me to the river, dip me in the water

I like womenbut I can't wimonly paddle

Then wear your wellies!!

I'll tell your lass o'you, pickin on'mithen you'll see who's boss

water pistols at playtime

do not forget your rubberduck!

a squeaky one though

of course....and sings "I am a rubbeducky"

when I worked in the chemical industry, I grew a beard every wintersaved buying a scarf. The ex hated beards, I LOVED WINTERS

bearded boldy...sounds like sketch for little britten or monty peyton...

used to have more hair on chin than head

better under than in the mouth....

Upside down head