h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NOTICE

Hello, I would like to thank you for bringing this notice to my notice, but you will notice that I have already noticed this notice. You should also notice that I am not keeping a count of who notices this notice, so having noticed the said notice you could be one of any number to notice this notice that you are noticing. Of course you must have noticed that you can not be the first to notice this notice, because I am the creator of this here mentioned notice, which means I also noticed this notice while writing the notice and I can not notice at which number you became when you noticed the notice. Most people who notice this notice also notice that this notice is not really worth noticing, but once they have noticed it, they will perceive the same as mentioned a few lines back in the notice, that they themselves can not notice which number they were when they noticed this notice. By this means the person who noticed the notice could have been before you noticing or after you noticing the notice, you will also gain second sight to the fact that if someone is noticing the notice from over your back, they too have noticed that you have noticed the notice. Now it gets interesting, if two or more have noticed this notice that you are noticing, there could be a race on to see who finishes reading the notice or to notice which person walks away from the notice without finishing the notice. It is right to notice that there could be a human fact to this notice, there too that most people who notice this notice, will in fact notice that it is a load of rubbish, this notice that is, but curiosity, which you will notice killed the cat they will continue to read this notice knowing it’s not worth noticing from the start, will carry on to the end of the notice just in case there was anything actually worth noticing, even though they know there isn’t going to be anything of value to notice. To end this notice that you brought to my notice, if you copy the notice and then put the notice on a wall or notice board, you can sit back and take notice of the amount of people who will notice this notice and do exactly the same reading this notice that you have indeed done reading this notice, now noticing that most people in the world will stop and read a notice even if it’s nothing to notice in the first place. This definitely is the last line in the notice and you can now stop noticing this notice and look over your shoulder to notice how many are laughing at you for noticing the notice in the first place, who will also notice that they are also laughing at themselves, because they to noticed this notice before you noticed the notice, I noticed I had fun writing this notice and I also know that it works, having wrote this notice years before and noticing the reaction to people reading the notice when I put the notice on a works notice board.
Please notice yours and others reaction to this notice if you have the warped humour as I have to putting this notice up for the purpose of noticing…

THANK YOU………………..

What notice? I never saw no notice, was it an interesting notice, which I failed to notice? Will there be a future notice, about the notice which I previously failed to notice?

Emmily

Thanks Emmily, you are the first to notice this notice. When I joined h2g2, I noticed that they did not have a notice, they have now and yes there could be a notice 2, depends on if I can contibute something worth noticing or get out of this white funny jacket

I noticed a notice telling me to notice the notice that I would never have noticed before if the notice did not tell me to notice it!

Ooodle Flip That turned into a mouthful!


lil xxx

I blame the voices, only trouble is, it's an idiot-oops that'sme. Aw well no problem then

Welcome to hootoo!


Lil xx

sounding like an owl....whose hootoo ??? or is it some notice I've failed to notice - my brain hurts due this year

The nickname for H2G2 is hootoo...

This isn't a notice, I've just noticed, but it is something that I think deserves to be noticed, with or without a notice. A227440 ~ Joke directory

Emmily

If you don't hear from me again (could be a good thing to some), you'll find me in A227440....nice.....Also thanks Em' for noticing the joke notice and bringing it to this notice for us to notice, that you noticed while looking round for other notices to notice

Take plenty of food and drink with you! You might need it!




lil xx

Whisky, Vodka, Southern Comfort---aaaahhhh!!, might take a packet of crisps...Must leave this notice for others to notice, of 't' joke jungle

Ooppps forgot!!




Enjoy!

HIC! notice hic! BETTER GLASS hic! notice hic! eyes BLURRING, both glasses hic! empty, aaaaggghhh!! must fill. burp! Pardon HIC!. notice manners.

Brilliant

T'int bril', truth be, tonight, run out of Whisky 11.40pm an' skint til Thusday and don't need t' notice, me bottle's empty an' in bin notice, not crocodile tears either

ssshhhhh.. Today is now Wednesday!...

Ah know, but it will be 10 o' clock'ish Thursday for refill, thats err half past 1 't' same again plus a bit more. GOOD GRIEF!! I've just noticed that's over 19 and a half hours away...Don't cry for me Argentina...See it's got to me already.....HELP

We have a hootoo birthday party tomorrow.. If you look into my PS, you will find the Journal showing the link to 2legs PS... and his party!!

You are welcome to join us!!



lil xx

So, does this mean you are giving in your notice?

nah, don't; lots more like you where we come from...or whatever...welcome to hooootooooo!

See, i noticed, aren't i a good ACE???*preen* (now the poor newbie is going to be puzzled as to: what's an ACE; what's a newbie....?)

Don't worry about it, we are all really nice & many of us also wear white coats. Do come & visit my space & say hello, especially on my journal space, the "Eye say!" thread is where we all trundle in & witter on; you will be most welcome!



Terri