h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did someone mention "lowering the Tone"? Lovely. Will the ceremony be featured on TV? What will they do; hoist him up to the top of the Dome & then bungee jump him into the Thames: "Byyyyyyyyeeeeeeee, you are the weakest link"!

zdt

OOhhhh. Have another G.and a

Who's Tone?????
Hi,Terri! Had a good day?

And hows the chest now you've cut down on the smokes?

Hiya Jollywinegums.

Nope, i have had a totally vile day & am sitting here dreaming up murder plots actually. But never mind, i will no doubt Get My Reward in....erm, probably not heaven.

One has to look on the bright side i suppose. Just think, i am highly unlikely to bump into a British politician or be bitten by a rabid three toed sloth.

*That is tempting fate. I bet you are all waiting for the next Eye post "oh, guess what happened today"

zdt

Awwww,sorry you're feeling miserable.At least you don't live in Yorkshire.Did the dentist have anything to do with your rotten day?

Hmmf, luckily i live on the top of the hill so the rain in near-spain falls mainly on the plain!

Nah, the dentist was OK, we Have An Agreement which ensures neither of us suffers pain or ends up in a loony bin.

Nope, it's merely Impossible Bloke syndrome. I dare not elaborate too much on here as to the foul things i wish to befall his body, innocent souls may be lurking. However, if you want to delve into the regions of Unpleasant Things; i can be found on zendevil3 AT wanadoo DOT fr for email or terriandyoda AT hotmail DOT com for MSN Instant messaging. Imaginative addresses huh?!

zdt*"Le rant, le rant, le rant, le rant ,le rant , le rant de daaaaaah diddly squat"....oh hell, whatdya mean, the Pink panther is dead?

>impossible bloke syndrome<
Ah,all the ones I've known have been so afflicted too!

Just bribed my ex to kid-sit for a weekend ,whilst I swan off to a meet next month in Hull.Took the promise of :
a) his train fares
b) a full fridge
c) smokes for the duration.
I shall beat a hasty retreat across the middle of the country from the Irish Sea to the North Sea,whistling the theme of "The Great Escape".

Difficult to have a reciprocal painfree visit to le dentist if he sits behind you,like mine does.Went to a lady dentist once who had such small hands and an assistant with a great water-hoovering technique,that I almost forgave her the root canals
Will try to access the addresses you posted,but am still a novice on the web- should have gone to the OAP training at the local community centre,but then I didn't envisage getting a computer at all.

Talk to you soon,I hope,Terri.Try not to rant in your sleep. I'm off to my bed.Night