h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know. I meant TB who actually hit me on my birth-weekend!

You hit me first

Ya but I'm allowed it's my birthday.

what happened to civilised parties with cakes and candles and jelly???

with pass the parcel and musical chairs???

and postmans knock for the older element of the guests

Good point, that could be quite fun

I'd rather just hit her with bits of wood

*does so*

*cuts off TB's head*

oi! no dismembering there is enuough of that in the world

give peace a chance

pacivists rule!

Luckily I was wearing my spare head at the time.

*puts his real head back on and dons a suit of inpenetrable armour*

...

*Hits FF with wood again*

And don't do it again

Alright, you asked for it!

Dance your cares away! Worries for another day!!!

I don't wanna talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Then why do you keep on talking to me?

I don't, I think you must be halucinating.

Pssh! You know you're talking to me. Somebody back me up on this!

I hear no voices. but read some typing!

my

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY

a good old golden oldie

Nice to see that Daltrey and Townsend haven't let themselves go...Pity Moon and Entwhistle couldn't make it. On the evidence of these videos, it's still the best rock band in the world.

sent from a mate and amended a bit

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world,
real or imaginary!
We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others!

HOWEVER!
Upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:-
the melody out of music
the pride out of appearance
the courtesy out of driving
the romance out of love
the commitment out of marriage
the responsibility out of parenthood
the togetherness out of the family
the learning out of education
the service out of patriotism
the Golden Rule from rulers
the nativity scene out of cities
the civility out of behaviour
the refinement out of language
the dedication out of employment
the prudence out of spending
the ambition out of achievement or God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!

And we do understand the meaning of patriotism and remember those who have fought and died for our country in the 2 world wars.
Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
I'm the life of the party even if it only lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because, I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere ?
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy and that's just my left leg.
I'm beginning to realize that ageing is not for wimps.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them but I would send it to many more too!

Spread the laughter - share the cheer - let's be happy- while we're here.

One thing to note - whisper it - folks have been saying virtually the same thing for centuries! (There's ancient proof somewhere)

But thank you for saying it now!

Jabs

Prof, there are some Politicians who would do well to remember that, especially when it comes to a General Election.

The best one for me was: I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

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