h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

20 you say?

*makes a note in the ff section of his stalking book*

Yes I do say.

How many people are you stalking?

Just the one so far



Do you feel special now ?

...no more than 10 I don't think

I wonder where people take the time to stalk others - and ten! even

Don't knock stalkers. Some people like to be wanted and a man's got to have a hobby after all

I don't feel as special now that I know I don't get my own book but rather a section of the stalking book.

Awww, you're still special, ff

Yeah like in 'special school'

I don't think you get them anymore, they were for the educationally challenged

for Bel.

*slaps TB "upside the head"*

Thanks for explaining, TB. 'Educationally challenged' - sounds nice.

*Smacks FF round the head with a 2x4*

I've told you before, don't hit me

Civilised and educated people use 4" x 2" actually.

Civilised and educated and good smelling people use 8x4, actually.

Civilised, educated, good-smelling people with nicely defined eyebrows know that 8 x 4 is a tad unwieldy for smacking people upside the head.

Depends, maybe the flowery variation feels 'softer'?

Ouch!

I'm telling the Prof. on you!!!

It wsn't my idea to ht you with it.