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How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 21

Gwennie

*Looks horified and gasps...*

Oh heavens! I didn't realise that it was alive... Is there something we can do - CPR or something?


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 22

Kumabear


She's dead, Jim...


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 23

Gwennie

*Gwennie looks round, hopefully for Mr. Spock or anyone from the Enterprise.....* smiley - sadface

Aw! You tease, you! I thought I was going to meet Bones or Spock there for a minute! smiley - winkeye


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 24

Kumabear


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (diabolical laughter)

Gotcha!

*does a little happy-dance*


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 25

Gwennie

*Gwennie grabs dead hat,sits on it in corner, sulking and sucking her thumb whilst trying to think of something equally as diabolical as revenge....*

Sniff! Aha! *Produces giant aerosol of insect repellant...* smiley - winkeye


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 26

Kumabear


*Gwennies seat is covered with loaded mousetraps*

HEHEHEsmiley - smiley

*puts on gas-mask*


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 27

Gwennie

*Gwennie jumps up, hopping around all over the place....*

Ow! Ow! Ow! Eek!

You dirty rotter! *Rubs bruised behind...* S'not fair!

*Wanders off to find rubber ring to sit on!*

*Calls over shoulder...* I'll be back! (In best "Arnie" type voice...)


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 28

Kumabear


*follows Gwennie (at safe distance) for he no longer has a home...whistles a little tune*

HEY!? Where ya goin!?smiley - winkeye Can I come too?


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 29

Gwennie

Probably the Guiness or whiskey lake....

You can come as long as you promise not to leave any more mouse traps lying around for me to sit on! *Rubs sore bum* I had to get my hubby to kiss it better for me last night, y'know (poor chap!). smiley - winkeye


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 30

Kumabear


OK I promise...*wants to sing a song but can't remember it*


How are the cockroach wings trying out?

Post 31

Gwennie

Come on then! smiley - smiley *Offers glass of Guinness to BB....*


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