Am I Here?
Posted Dec 31, 2002
It's been almost a year and a half since I have been here. Strange. Now lets see if I can find some of my old friends.
F**k you New Jersey.
Posted May 29, 2001
Sigh. We went for a bachelor party. The rooms were reserved. The van was rented.
Scheduled time of departure :Saturday 8:00 a.m.
Actual time of departure: 9:45 a.m.
5 of the party never showed.
Stop for breakfast: It sucks. (I think the sausages were made of cat.)
Lunch: My cheeseburger was stale enough to shatter teeth.
Estimated travel time: 6 hours
Actual travel time: 9 hours (more or less)
We arrived at the hotel. We were informed that our reservations no longer existed. ( I called to confirm the reservations at 7:00a.m. Sat.)
We were angry.
We drove 4 more hours hunting down accomidations.
Eventually find a decent hotel.
After After flirting with attractive concierge, she takes 30 dollars off of the cost of each room.
Dinner: sigh. A pattern has been firmly established ...
We party like rock-stars.
The Groom gets put through a wall.
Get fall down drunk.
Try to hire exotic entertainment.
Not eneough cash.
Five minutes out from the hotel some b*****d crashes into the rental van.
Later , the van is attacked by Baboons at the Safari park.
There is more but I'll stop here.
Needless to say, we had a blast.
Posted Apr 26, 2001
The radiator in my car hasa leak. It figures that I happen to be missing the one socket I need to take it outand repair it. Sigh.
Posted Jan 22, 2001
Bronchitis. How wonderful.
Posted Sep 19, 2000
Just slept for 15 hours. Can't wake up...