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How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Started conversation Feb 13, 2000
*Gwennie appears with a can of WD40*
How are those wings working out BB? I hope you've taken out insurance... 
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Posted Feb 13, 2000
*Gwennie peers through door*
Oy! Come back... I've put the scalpel and stapler away - honest. *Crosses fingers behind back...*
No insurance? Ah, that's a shame... Have you been reading the flying manual I gave you or is it burried under those Terry Pratchett books still?
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Kumabear Posted Feb 13, 2000
I'm on chapter 3 now. I'm trying to figure out how to generate lift. It's not easy when your'e eight feet tall.
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Posted Feb 13, 2000
I can imagine - would you like me to cut a bit off your height? I'll do it for free...
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Kumabear Posted Feb 13, 2000
NO. I like the height. I would prefer that you stand over there for the time being, at least til you put down the scalple.
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Posted Feb 14, 2000
Oh, alright then! *Throws scalpel over shoulder which bounces off wall and into BB's foot* Oops! *Looks horrified* Sorry! I'm crap at playing darts too.....
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Kumabear Posted Feb 14, 2000
OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
*tries to hop around but seeing that as one foot is tacked to the floor finds it a bit difficult*
(as if there was't enough violence in the world already.....)
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Posted Feb 16, 2000
*Notices BB is getting rather giddy from hopping round in circles and retrieves scalpel with a large tug...*
There you go! I'll have you know that I'm a pacifist really - I hate killing things - remember?
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
chunky bear Posted Feb 17, 2000
didn't your mother ever tell you never to fly carrying sharp objects??? You could drop it and never find it again!
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Posted Feb 17, 2000
My mother told me lots of things but not many of them were actually useful...
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Kumabear Posted Feb 18, 2000
She hates to kill things. However she seems rather fond of maiming them.
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Posted Feb 19, 2000
Just my way of getting through the day....
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Kumabear Posted Feb 19, 2000
Hey...we gotta do what we gotta do...
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Posted Feb 19, 2000
Does this mean you approve of my mean streak or just getting used to those wings?
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Kumabear Posted Feb 20, 2000
A bit of both I suppose.....just remember, no spitting...
....Have you seen my hat? I swear I left it right here....
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Posted Feb 20, 2000
*Shuffles feet and tries very badly to look innocent....*
Err - what hat would that be then?
*Hides something behind back...*
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Gwennie Posted Feb 21, 2000
Not the one from that famous rugby song that your sister, Belinda did something on.....
Err, this appears to be a bit large to hide behind my back (in spite of my extra large bum)...
*Passes crumpled sombrero over to BB* Sorry, I think I sat on it!
How are the cockroach wings trying out?
Kumabear Posted Feb 22, 2000
Not only did my house fall down but now the sombrero that I've been using as shelter has now been killed.....
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