h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, and away we go, until then..

Thank you for the welcome. Did you write the poem on your page?

I must also bid you welcome (welcome!!!!!!!!!!!). Hope you have some fun here, and don't devlop as maddening an addiction as the rest of us...

If you need any help (again, we are not liscensed for psychiatric help, sorry!!!!), please ask away... you can address either myself, Peta, Mark Moxom, or Bruce with any such questions...

Well, have fun, and infilrate many forums!!

Tata, Tootles, Cheerios, and never-before-mentioned
Sporkulius Eglon

I do believe the addiction has already begun...

Yes, thank you for being curious. Talk to you again sometime I hope.

Curiousity never killed the cat in here... just beat him up, put him in a coma, and stuck him on life support....

No sun in the evening sky this end of day.

I've lit two logs against each other,
one large, white and oak, the other in front
smaller and made of pressed Canadian sawdust.

Hmm... that reminds me of something.... I don't know what... but it does

I can't say anything that will do your writing justice, but I really like it.

Awesome is an awesome word.
I'm wicked pleased you like it.
Thanks, the pleasure is mostly all mine I'm sure.

Hello again, just checking in-

Although they were, and will be soon enough again,
timely, at present my new guide entries are out of season.
This too will pass.

Keep in touch, thanks again.

Hi! I haven't talked to you lately, and I just wanted to say hello.

Well hello again,

Good to hear from you. Just checked out your home page, is 'booyah' a profanity? My mom always did, probably still does, her cursing in Estonian or Swedish. Or else 'bousscohoso' means I just dropped my toast and it landed butter side down again.

Thanks for getting in touch.

No, 'booyah' is not a profanity, or at least not to my knowledge. It's just fun to say. Try it! Booyah!

Booyah, booyah, booyah: I get hung up a bit on the 'y's. As you have been so kind to note, words and I get along. Some I've enjoyed saying this week are marmalade, viola and icycle.

And on a (only in my mind) related subject, I was reading your journal and I like the way 'nipples' rolls off my tongue. Oops, don't know you that well, sorry (maybe).

But to (perhaps) address your question, two thoughts, 1)the last adult on the planet without little holes and/or tatoos will be a sensational attraction and 2)I only redecorate when I'm planning a party. What's the occasion?

You know, I have thought before about 'nipples' being a good word. But I don't think I'm going to go through with getting mine pierced. It would be painful, and no one but me would see it, anyway. But I am considering a tattoo. The only problem is, I can't decide on what to get. My sister has the Superman logo on her lower back, but I was thinking more along the lines of Buttercup (one of the Powerpuff Girls) on my chest. What do you think?

Buttercup,

As far as I know I'm actually a bigger fan of Sailor Moon,
but I'm willing to trust your judgement.

Good to hear from you as always, you look great!
Tell me more about Buttercup. Thanks.

She was the Princess Bride! Anyway, I'm just dropping in because my room mate's girlfriend goes by the nickname Gidget, but he doesn't seem to have anything against profanity, so you must not be the same girl. Anyway, here's all the advice I can offer on profanity (it's what my father told me, and what his father used to tell him):

Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate mother f#©kers.

You should never swear unless you do it well. And swearing should always be used as an exclamation mark, never a comma.

And don't forget to conjugate!


Mustapha, the Sheikh of S%#t