h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nope

tht button was marked Do Not Press

and underneath In any sercumstances unless u all want to die very nastyly

i see...

~Skenvoy

so run

~Skenvoy

*puff* i think thts enough now

*stops *
if you're sure...

~Skenvoy

no

honestly!


~Skenvoy

isn't this getting a little repetative now?


~Skenvoy

well we can duck behind this wall so we dont get hit by the explosion

hmmm... *dives behind wall... on the wrong side *
*dives over wall, falls down a five foot drop but is on the safe side!*

~Skenvoy

boom

Hi, I'm the new guy. I did develop this (holds up a stick of dynamite) it's a watch desguised as a stick of dynamite!

Chekawowe

cool does it blow up?

No, but it tells the time perfectly, I tell the meglomaniacs'll never crack it! But if it's things that go bang you want come over here.

Now this may look like an ordinary desk diary but observe.

(Mike opens the diary to a random page and produces a pen from his pocket)

These pages have a computer built in. And this pen works with the computer. Simply draw a rough circle on a random page to arm. Then make a number of dots on the bottom of the page. For each dot you add an extra ten seconds to the fuse. When you've made the corrcet number of dots make a cross in the circle to start the fuse. To disarm simply wrip the page out.

(He rips the page out as an example)

so all i do is draw a circle... add a dot and cross the circle...
what happens if i don't put any dots on it?
*starts to try it out, like bond does in every bond film*

~Skenvoy

your next line is; "Don't do that. *grab it from me* You nearly blew us up 007" I'm so happy i'm 007...

If you don't draw any dots then you sit there like a prewn waiting for something to happen but it doesn't because I made it absolutley baffoon proof! Though whether it's 007 proof is another matter...

~Skenvoy