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Mission 5

Post 81

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*shoots tranquiliser at she from helicopter*


Mission 5

Post 82

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

smiley - bleep
*carries on kicking skenvoy*


Mission 5

Post 83

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*lands helicopter and shoots she with another tranquiliser*
*aims gun at shes head*
sorry it came to this ma'am
stop kicking the guv and surender


Mission 5

Post 84

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

youll never get away with this
if you kill me, hell hate you forever


Mission 5

Post 85

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

who says i will kill you its a tranquiliser gun
*shoots she with super powerfull tranquilisers*


Mission 5

Post 86

TBC

don't worry,the tranquilizer will take affect soon enough...

~Skenvoy


Mission 5

Post 87

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

i hope so


Mission 5

Post 88

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

look here, i am an evil mastermind who inflitrated something or other and im in love withhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*falls on floor*


Mission 5

Post 89

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*tyes she up and puts she in back of helicopter*
comeing sir?


Mission 5

Post 90

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Mission 5

Post 91

TBC

yeah...

~Skenvoy


Mission 5

Post 92

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Mission 5

Post 93

TBC

*gets onto helicopter*

~Skenvoy


Mission 5

Post 94

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

wha?


Mission 5

Post 95

TBC

... you've been captured

~Skenvoy


Mission 5

Post 96

Jordan

[Yells from the back of the helicopter.]

Please help me! I thought I was just helping her develop a cure for the common cold which would incidentally prevent periods, but then she stole my watch, tied my shoelaces together and ate my donuts! smiley - wah

[Takes a second to look around the back compartment. From memory, determines that he's in an 'Avil-500x' range helicopter with magnarota technology and graviometric stabilisation mechanisms. Calculates attenuation of his voice given the thickness and density of the adnemitium hull, making corrections for the resonant frequency of the material.]

[Repeats plea for help, but pitched at 1.93860004 octaves lower than previously.]

- Jordan


Mission 5

Post 97

TBC

smiley - erm anyone oe go help him?

~Skenvoy


Mission 5

Post 98

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

captured?


Mission 5

Post 99

TBC

yes, captured!

~Skenvoy


Mission 5

Post 100

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

really?


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